Once Quotes

  • Guy: Cool.

  • Girl: Fuck you, batteries!

  • Guy: What's the Czech for "Do you love him"?

  • [repeated line]

    Girl: I have to go now.

  • Girl: How come you don't play during daytime? I see you here everyday.

    Guy: During the daytime people would want to hear songs that they know, just songs that they recognize. I play these song at night or I wouldn't make any money. People wouldn't listen.

    Girl: I listen.

  • Girl: Do you like this shop? I buy all my clothes here. Good for me, you know. Cheap. Nice fashion.

  • Guy: [song finishes] Well, what do you think? Do you like it? It's just a demo, you know...

    Guy's Dad: It's fucking brilliant.

    Guy: Really?

    Guy's Dad: Fantastic stuff. That'll be a hit, no question.

  • [repeated line]

    Guy: Brilliant.

  • [first lines]

    Heroin Addict: Fuckin' deadly you are, man.

    Guy: Don't fucking... don't fucking go near that case.

    Heroin Addict: What? I'm just tying me laces, man.

  • [repeated line]

    Guy: For fuck's sake...

  • Girl: [glad] You fix vacuum cleaners!

    Guy: I do.

    Girl: I have a broken vacuum cleaner. You fix it for me?

    Guy: Yep.

    Girl: I bring it tomorrow then?

    Guy: Okay.

    Girl: This is great. Tomorrow?

    Guy: Right.

    Girl: K. Bye.

  • Guy: Just come and hang out.

    Girl: But we done our work. Why would I go over? We'd just hanky-panky if I come now.

    [Guy laughs]

    Girl: What?

    Guy: Hanky-panky? It won't be for hanky-panky.

    Girl: I know it would. And that would be nice.