Oldboy Quotes

  • Chaney: Shit, you might wanna think about what you're doing here!

    Joe Doucett: I've been thinking about it for the last 20 years.

  • Chaney: I swear, I don't know nothin'! I swear before God and eight motherfuckin' white people!

  • Adrian: Heaven make me free of it. The rest is silence.

  • Chaney: [as Joe straps him down and interrogates him with a knife blade] Wait. What?

    Joe Doucett: Hold still...

    Chaney: Cocksucker!

    [Joe continues to cut his neck]

    Chaney: Ow! Ow! Motherfucker. OW! SHIT!

    Joe Doucett: [smirks] Heh, heh.

    Chaney: YOU NO-DICK, ASS-LICKING SON OF A BITCH! FUCK YOU!

    Joe Doucett: No, fuck you!

    [Joe cuts him more]

    Chaney: OH! YOU BOOGER-EATING, PISS-DRINKING MOTHERFUCKER! If you stop now you may get out of here alive!

    Joe Doucett: I'm gonna keep going till I can pull your head off with my bare hands! Okay?

    Chaney: [frantic] Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME! I only run this place, all right? I was hired to keep you here!

    Joe Doucett: Who hired you?

    Chaney: I can't tell you that!

    Joe Doucett: Then do me a favor and shut the fuck up! Who hired you?

    Chaney: I don't know his fuckin' name!

  • Burly Man: [playing crossword puzzle] 39 across, alter ego to Edmund Dantes.

    Joe Doucett: Count of Monte Cristo

    [Joe smashes his hammer in Marco's skull and screams]

  • Chaney: [observing people on the monitors begging for food] Hello time to feed the pets.

    Chaney: God Damn these motherfuckers don't do shit!

  • Chaney: Let's go motherfucker, me and you, man to man come on. SHIT.

    Chaney: You want some get back, let me off this table so you and me can go at it motherfucker. What do you say how about it?