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[from trailer]
Dan: If I'm gonna be an old dad, you're gonna be Uncle Charlie. We can do this.
Charlie: We?
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[from trailer]
Yancy Devlin: You ladies ready to play a little Ultimate Frisbee?
Dan: I think so, Mr. Testosterone!
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[from trailer]
[after tackling Dan]
Yancy Devlin: How's that feel, Gilmore Girl?
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[from trailer]
[reading fine print from one of Dan's prescription bottles]
Charlie: Watch out for sudden loss of depth perception?
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Charlie: You crying, man?
Jimmy Lunchbox: [holding back tears] I ain't cryin'!
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Jimmy Lunchbox: [to Charlie] Did ya see the show?
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Dan: Whoa. Does this drink come with a diving board? It's insane!
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Charlie: The kids have never seen Friday the 13th, part 1 or 2!
Vicki: Oh, my God!
Dan: He's kidding. He's a kidder. He was scared of The Wizard of Oz. He's kidding. The monkeys got him nuts.
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Zach: I think "scat" is poop.
Dan: Really, son?
Zach: Yeah.
Charlie: You wiped poop on my face?
Dan: Yeah. Scat happens, man.
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Troop Leader Adam: [Trying to get Charlie's attention] Hey. Hey. Hey. You remind me of that old dude, who stole my girlfriend.
Charlie: What?
[Charlie looks at Dan]
Troop Leader Adam: Yeah, you! Mr. Wall of Hair.
Charlie: What's your problem?
Troop Leader Adam: Yeah, how about we go dig a hole?
Charlie: He's giving me the stink eye.
Dan: Yeah.
Troop Leader Adam: Yeah, you thief. I loved her. I loved her so much.
Dan: What are you saying?
Troop Leader Adam: My beef is not with you, Old Women.
Dan: Thank you.
Old Dogs Quotes
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