Nosedive Quotes

  • Lacie: Don't shit on me for aiming higher.

    Ryan: Pelican Cove higher?

    Lacie: What's wrong with Pelican Cove? They're great apartments!

    Ryan: They are fake-smile jail cells!

  • Truck Driver: Eight years ago, Tom, my husband, got cancer. It was pancreatic, a real bitch. The symptoms showed up late.

    Lacie: I'm so sorry.

    Truck Driver: You don't know me, so you're not really sorry. You're just mainly awkward 'cause I have sprung some cancer talk at you.

  • Man in Jail: I don't like your brassiere.

    Lacie: I don't like your mustache.

    Man in Jail: I don't like your aura.

    Lacie: My aura?

    Man in Jail: Yeah.

    Lacie: I don't like... your... head. Your entire head is just ridiculous to me.

    Man in Jail: Really?

    Lacie: You look like an alcoholic former weatherman.

  • Ryan: [picks up Pelican Cove brochure] Pelican Cove? What is this? A eugenics program?

    Lacie: A lifestyle community.

    Ryan: [looks at the photo on the brochure] No one is *this* happy. A two-year-old with a fucking balloon isn't this happy.

  • Hansen: So in terms of quality, you could use a punch up right there. Ideally, that's up votes from quality people.

    Lacie: Quality people?

    Hansen: High fours. Impress those up-scale folks, you'll gain velocity on your arc and there's your boost.

  • Lacie: The little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp, started talking to me because she saw I was scared and helped me make Mr. Rags.

    Lacie: He reminds me of you and what you meant to me then! And I'm so honored to be here to see this shit! I love you, Nay-Nay! I've always loved you! I love you!

  • Lacie: [answers phone] Hi, Nay! So, oh, my God, insane night, but I am so close now.

    Naomie: Don't come.

    Lacie: What?

    Naomie: No. No.

    Lacie: I'm like an hour away...

    Naomie: Don't come. I don't want you here. I don't know what is up with you, but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding.

  • Ryan: There's sugary and then there's fucking diabetes!

  • Lacie: We'd talk about all the things girls talk about, you know, boys, hair, products, uh... more boys.

    [laughs]

    Lacie: I mean, I tried sometimes to expand our range a little and talk about climate change, but she found that kind of boring so - Go on. She was probably right. I mean, fuck the planet, right?

    [laughs]

    Lacie: Whoo! Yes, thank you! Come on. Let's have a little fun here. You know, fuck the planet!

    [laughs]

    Lacie: -

    [shouts]

    Lacie: Fuck the planet! -

    [feedback]

    Lacie: [crockery rattles]

Extended Reading
  • Kaci 2022-04-24 07:01:16

    1 In fact, it is more like the style of the previous two seasons, and the current circle of friends is that virtue. 2 After watching it, I found that the horror pictures I made up in the middle were more scary than the ones shown in the play, and there was no wave in my heart. 3 is rough. 4 It's very beautiful, crying like a dog in the marriage proposal, the ending is very similar to saying that there is no living person, everyone is just the consciousness data in the storage disk. 5 Threatening the Soldier was the scariest part of the entire three seasons. 6 can not afford the finale.

  • Ruthie 2021-12-29 08:01:42

    Episode 1 "Please give me a thumbs up"; Episode 2 "Virtual reality is more realistic than reality"; Episode 3 "Network Fairy Jump"; Episode 4 "If there is an afterlife I must come out"; Episode 5 Episode "Everyone is Fascist"; Episode 6 "A Murder Caused by a Group of Keyboard Men".