Merenkahre: You are speaking to the Pharaoh. Kiss my staff!

Larry Daley: Oh, uh... is it okay if I don't?
Larry Daley: These guys depend on me.
Sir Lancelot: Sir Lancelot, at your service.

Teddy Roosevelt: Theodore Roosevelt, President of the United States of America.

Sir Lancelot: I have no idea what that means.
Jedediah: Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer!
Jedediah: Where the heck are we?

[the Pompeii volcano starts]

Octavius: Ohh... Pompeii.

[They ran away in the Pompeii exhibit as lava comes after them]

Jedediah: This is the last round up!

[the lava comes close to them until Dexter the monkey pees on them and the lava to save them]

Octavius: We must never speak of what happend here today.

[Dexter pees on them again]

Jedediah: Come on, that wasn't necessary!
[from trailer]

Laa: Dada!

Larry Daley: No, no, i'm not your dada. Yes, we look similar.

Laa: Dada.

Larry Daley: No touching.

[He slaps Laa's hand]

Larry Daley: Stop it.
[from trailer]

Sir Lancelot: You always put the monkey in charge?

Larry Daley: Oh, he's not in charge, we're just following him.

Sir Lancelot: That's what being in charge means.
[from trailer]

Teddy Roosevelt: Never run from a big cat, Lawrence.

[Larry turns on his flashlight to make the lion statues chase it]

Jedediah: You can't ambush me with that kinda cute!
[from trailer]

Larry Daley: You know what you have to do?

Laa: Stay.

Larry Daley: That's right, just make sure she stays in there.

[Laa is blocking the security guard door]

Tilly: You better let me out! What are you staring at? What, have you never seen a beautiful, attractive, gorgeous woman before... who could be a model if she didn't love pizza so much.
Teddy Roosevelt: We're ready.

Larry Daley: I'm not.

Teddy Roosevelt: Let us go, son.
[Teddy's final words and the last lines spoken by Robin Williams on camera too]

Teddy Roosevelt: Smile, my boy. It's sunrise.
Alice Eve: He's doing his Wolverine thing.
Octavius: You'll rue the day you mocked us with your huge sword and hypnotic blue eyes!

[Jedediah turns and looks at him]

Octavius: His eyes are very blue.
Teddy Roosevelt: You're done your job. It's time for your next adventure!

Larry Daley: I have no idea what I'm going to do tomorrow.

Teddy Roosevelt: [reassuring] How exciting.
Larry Daley: I'm Half-Irish, Half-Jewish, so...

Merenkahre: You are! I love Jews! We owned 40,000 of them!

Shepseheret: Such lovely people.

Ahkmenrah: Here we go...

Larry Daley: They were very happy, always singing with candles...

Larry Daley: Yeah. They really weren't happy.

Shepseheret: Really?

Larry Daley: No, they left. They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape.

Shepseheret: Oh!

Larry Daley: Yeah, we have dinner once a year and talk about it. It's a big deal.
Ahkmenrah: At their size, they'll bake like tiny little scarabs in the Sinai.

[Larry turns and looks at Ahkmenrah strangely]

Ahkmenrah: ...Too dark?