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The Sister: They said he'd talk to a wanderer, to the man without a home.
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Cassandra: It's goodbye trampoline, hello blondie!
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Cassandra (in Chip's body): I mean it: you look so beautiful.
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Rose: I don't care, *just do something*!
Cassandra (in the Doctor's body): Oh, I'm so gonna regret this!
[she leaves him and enters an infected woman's body]
Cassandra (in the woman's body): Oh, sweet lord! I look disgusting!
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Cassandra (in Rose's body): [to the Doctor] You're completely mad! I can see why she likes you.
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Cassandra (in Rose's body): Oh my God... I'm a Chav!
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The Doctor: That is enigmatic. That - that is - that is textbook enigmatic.
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Cassandra (in the Doctor's body): Well... this is... different...
Rose: Cassandra?
Cassandra (in the Doctor's body): Goodness me, I'm a man. Yum. So many parts. And hardly used.
[starts jerking around]
Cassandra (in the Doctor's body): Ah, ah! Two hearts! Oh baby, I'm beating out a samba!
Rose: Get out of him!
Cassandra (in the Doctor's body): Ooh, he's slim... and a little bit foxy. You thought so too; I've been inside your head. You've been looking. You *like* it.
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Cassandra (in Rose's body): [voice high, sounds distressed] Look at me. From class to brass.
[after a moment's consideration]
Cassandra (in Rose's body): Although...
[studying Rose's body]
Cassandra (in Rose's body): Ooh. Curves.
[bounces up and down]
Cassandra (in Rose's body): Oh Baby!
[Chip's now bouncing with her; Cassandra sounds excited]
Cassandra (in Rose's body): It's like living inside a bouncy castle!
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The Doctor: You were supposed to be dying.
Face of Boe: There are better things to do today. Dying can wait.
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Rose: What about the skin? I saw it. You... you got ripped apart!
Cassandra: That piece of skin was from the front of my body. This piece is the back.
Rose: Haha, right, so you're talking outta your...
Cassandra: Ask not!
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Chip: [looking at the remains of Cassandra's old form, sadly] My old mistress has gone.
Cassandra (in Rose's body): But safe and sound in here.
[taps her head]
Chip: But what of the Rose child's mind?
Cassandra (in Rose's body): Oh, tucked away. I can just about access the surface memory. She's...
[reading Rose's mind]
Cassandra (in Rose's body): God, she's with the Doctor. That man, he's the Doctor. The same Doctor with a new face! That hypocrite!
[in an undertone]
Cassandra (in Rose's body): I must get the name of his surgeon.
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[about a seriously sick man]
The Doctor: How on Earth did you cure him?
The Sister: How on *New* Earth, you might say.
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Cassandra (in Rose's body): [having just re-entered] Oh, chavtastic.
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The Doctor: Ward 26. And watch out for the disinfectant.
Rose: Watch out for what?
The Doctor: The *disinfectant*!
Rose: The what?
The Doctor: *The disin... * - oh, you'll find out.
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Rose: Oh, I love this! Can I just say, traveling with you... I love it.
The Doctor: Me too.
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The Doctor: So the year five billion, the sun expands, the earth gets roasted...
Rose: That was our first date.
The Doctor: We had chips!
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Cassandra (in Chip's body): Ooooh, sweet Lord. I'm a walking doodle!
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Cassandra: This is destiny. At last I can be revenged on that little b...
Rose: [to Doctor] Bit rich, coming from you.
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The Doctor: No shop, I like the little shop.
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The Doctor: Strictly speaking, it's the fifteenth New York, which makes it New New New New New New... New New New New New New... New New New York.
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Cassandra (in Rose's body): [Cassandra tries to escape out a door only to find her way blocked by the diseased patients; shuts the door and turns to the Doctor panicked] We're trapped! What are we going to do?
The Doctor: Well, for starters, you're going to leave that body. That psyco-graft is banned on every civilized planet. You're compressing Rose to death!
Cassandra (in Rose's body): [sounding annoyed] But I've got nowhere to go. My original skin's dead.
The Doctor: Not my problem. You can float as atoms in the air. Now get out.
[points his sonic 'screwdriver' at her; anger in his voice]
The Doctor: Give her back to me!
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The Doctor: Nice place. But no shop downstairs. I'd have a shop. Not a big one, just a shop so people can shop.
The Sister: This hospital is a place of healing.
The Doctor: Well, a shop does some people a world of good. Not me, but other people.
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Cassandra (in Rose's body): Wake up and smell the perfume!
[sprays a puff from her perfume bottle into the Doctor's face; he immediately passes out]
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Cassandra (in Rose's body): [unaware Cassandra is inhabiting Rose's body; the Doctor questioned the nurses' secrecy on their miracle medicine] I can't Adam and Eve it.
The Doctor: What... What's with the voice?
Cassandra (in Rose's body): Oh, I don't know, just larking about. New Earth. New me.
The Doctor: Well, I can talk. New new Doctor.
[smiles]
Cassandra (in Rose's body): Mmm, aren't you just?
[kisses The Doctor plafully; breathing somewhat heavily]
Cassandra (in Rose's body): T-ter-terminal's this way.
[walks away, fanning her face as if warm]
The Doctor: [looks at her, disoriented; finally, in squeaky voice] Yep. Still got it.
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The Doctor: [to Cassandra] You are so desperate to stay alive - why don't you *live* a little?
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The Doctor: That's the city of New New York.
Rose Tyler: No, seriously?
The Doctor: Well, technically it's the 15th city with that name, so it'd be New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York.
Rose Tyler: [laughs] You're so... different.
The Doctor: I'm the new new doctor.
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Sister Jatt: They're free! By the Goddess Santori, the flesh is free!
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Rose: Don't you come anywhere near me, Cassandra.
Cassandra: Why? What do you think I'm going to do? Flap you to death?
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Cassandra (in Rose's body): A one-off payment. That's all I want. Oh, and perhaps a yacht.
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Matron Casp: All our good work. All that healing. The good name of the Sisterhood. You have destroyed everything!
Cassandra (in the Doctor's body): Oh, go play with a ball of string!
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Face of Boe: We shall meet again, Doctor, for the third time, for the last time, and the truth shall be told. Until that day...
[he vanishes]
The Doctor: That is enigmatic. That is... that is textbook enigmatic.
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Cassandra: Rose Tyler, I knew it! That dirty-blonde assassin!
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[repeated line]
Cassandra: Moisturize me!
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The Doctor: [on Rose's mobile] Rose, where are you?
Cassandra (in Rose's body): [aside to Chip] How does she speak?
Chip: Old Earth Cockney
Cassandra (in Rose's body): [on the mobile] Um, Wotcha?
The Doctor: Where have you been? How long does it take to get to Ward 26?
Cassandra (in Rose's body): I'm on my way, guvna'. I shall proceed up the apples and pears.
New Earth Quotes
Extended Reading