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Assjuice: Do you know how many bj's they promised me?
Assjuice: Infinite bj's. They promised me infinite bj's
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Pete: He puts his dick in your mouth while you were asleep, bitch!
Assjuice: Uh-uh, I wasn't asleep.
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Teddy Sanders: We're throwing a Robert De Niro party.
Pete: You call the cops, you violate the circle of trust, Focker.
Mac Radner: Who are you?
Garf: I'm Sam Jackson from Jackie Brown.
Scoonie: [pause] Hoah!
Garf: Hooah!
Kelly Radner: That's actually Al Pacino.
Garf: The Path of the righteous man.
Mac Radner: That's the wrong Sam Jackson speech.
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Officer Watkins: You called about your neighbors?
Mac Radner: No.
Officer Watkins: We have caller ID, we're cops, everybody has caller ID.
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Pete: Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
Teddy Sanders: My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
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Paula: Let's make a baby!
Jimmy: Yes, that will solve all our problems.
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Teddy Sanders: You make the store more approachable.
Mac Radner: Like, I'm more of an attainable goal?
Teddy Sanders: Yeah, you're like Relaxed Fit.
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Jimmy: [Assjuice puts the glasses on] He looks like J.J. Abrams. He look good. He looks okay.
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Pete: Bros before hoes
Pete: Junk before Trunk
Teddy Sanders: Balls before dolls
Pete: Padres before I sleep with two Madres
Teddy Sanders: Brad Pitt before Grab Glit
Pete: These nuts before skinny sl***
Teddy Sanders: M********* before ask her to date
Pete: Beef stew before watching The View
Teddy Sanders: Male erection before One Direction
Pete: Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie
Teddy Sanders: Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy
Pete: Man purses before regular purses
Teddy Sanders: Sports before genital warts
Pete: John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin
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Mac Radner: I'll call my mother she'll know what to do.
Kelly Radner: Do not call your mother! Jesus, you Jews and your fucking mothers!
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Jimmy: We missed out on the whole kinda sex-tech bubble, you know what I mean? Now they've got SexBook and FuckFriends. And there's this thing called Grindr, which is just... your phone beeps when there's someone horny near you. It's kind of amazing. It's mostly guys, but I'm gonna find a girl pretty soon.
Neighbors Quotes
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Estevan 2022-03-19 09:01:03
Occasionally, I especially want to watch this kind of tri-vulgar comedy! People in the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television have their heads flooded. He doesn't like to see what the working people like to hear, and what Lankao County is doing all day long...To get it wrong, back to the topic, I love three common comedies! ! !
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Ethan 2021-10-20 19:02:31
That's right, the last comedy I couldn't stand to give one star was This is the End last year. . . Add one extra star this time for the cute baby (or twins play the same role?). Knowing that there is Seth Rogen, I still want to see it, I blame myself and not others (¯﹃¯)
