Nancy Drew Quotes

  • Nancy Drew: Ned can I ask you a question?

    Ned Nickerson: Mhm.

    Nancy Drew: Can you tell when a girl looks at you and is thinking how much she likes you and is wondering if you like her and thinking how important it is for you to say how you feel before she says anything more about how she feels about you or anyone else they might be jealous of because she's already said how she feels how she's said in her own way?

    Ned Nickerson: Uh, can you repeat the question?

  • Inga: Hi? Obviously, someone here needs a little help with their look.

    Boutique Clerk: Oh. It's not that bad.

    Inga: Oh, please. It's a fashion teardown.

    Boutique Clerk: You have some nice pieces. They're just not really working together.

    Inga: Me? I was talking about her!

    [points to Nancy]

    Boutique Clerk: Oh, sorry. Wow! Where did you get that dress?

  • [Carson Drew is talking on the cell phone while driving]

    Nancy Drew: Dad, do you know that people who talk on the phone while driving miss things?

    Carson Drew: Like what?

    Nancy Drew: That woman in the road!

  • Nancy Drew: I wonder who tried to kill us?

    Corky: Yeah, I'm wondering that too. In fact, I'm kind of freaking out about it!

  • Nancy Drew: If you shoot me, that'll leave all kinds of evidence. Really messy.

    [thug prepares to strangle her]

    Nancy Drew: Strangulation leaves a traceable handprint.

  • Inga: I noticed you were wearing Penny Loafers. Did your podiatrist suggest them are or you being ironic?

    Nancy Drew: I like old fashioned things.

    Inga: Oh... we've noticed.

  • Nancy Drew: [found a bomb in her car] Excuse me, I have to defuse this bomb.

    Inga: Oh totally. Love is a battlefield

  • [first lines]

    Thug: Who are you?

    Nancy Drew: Hello. I'm Nancy Drew. It's nice to meet you. May I ask who you are?

  • [last lines]

    Carson Drew: Phone call. Long distance from Scotland. Something about the Loch Ness Monster and some missing diamonds.

    Nancy Drew: Another case!

  • Ned Nickerson: There it is. Just like clockwork.

    Nancy Drew: What?

    Ned Nickerson: Postpartum depression. You're sad the case is over.

    Nancy Drew: That's ridiculous. I'm glad it all worked out.

    Ned Nickerson: You're only happy when there is trouble. This I know for sure.

  • Arrogant Director Andy: [Nancy has just interrupted a film scene to inform Bruce Willis of the origins of "Miranda the Suspect'] Excuse me! WHY IN THE NAME OF SWEET CHRISTMAS IS THE TINY PERSON TALKING?

  • [Spoiler Alert]

    Nancy Drew: [to Mr. Biedermeyer, who is revealed to be the killer] I'm just really curious... Why did you kill Delia?

    Dashiel Zachary Biedermeyer: After she gave up the baby, she went kind of crazy. She said she was gonna quit the business and run off with that caretaker! He was the father! Whatever... she was my only client. She was gonna fire me. I spent twenty years of my life building up her career! I got mad, I reacted violently. I felt kinda bad about it for a while, But I'm okay with it now...

    Nancy Drew: Leshing is Jane's father. Does he know anything about the baby?

    Dashiel Zachary Biedermeyer: [shouts] It doesn't matter! Now where's the will?

    Nancy Drew: [seems to take out the will] It's right here.

    [Suddenly, Nancy kicks Mr. Biedermeyer in a sensitive spot. He goes down as she runs away]

  • Nancy Drew: [about Delia] She never married and she seemed to be very private. But there must've been... must've bee a man. Someone she loved.

    John Leshing: Every man who met her fell in love with her. It just couldn't be helped... I just don't know if she ever knew love herself.