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Sam Kamin: Without Goliath, David is just some punk throwing rocks.
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Sam Kamin: You're firing me?!
Justin Allen: Yeah, well. I'm sorry.
Sam Kamin: I discovered you. You weren't even thinking about acting when I found you. You were delivering my newspapers. I got you this movie. I named you!
Justin Allen: My name was always Justin.
Sam Kamin: Shmell! Justin Shmell. I think they named a town here after you.
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Sam Kamin: Does anyone here speak English? Perfect! Either I'm in heaven or the Miami airport.
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[waking up after a car accident and seeing a cross]
Sam Kamin: Oh shit, wrong heaven!
[seeing a bunch of monks]
Sam Kamin: Definitely wrong heaven!
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Sam Kamin: Either God is in the salvage business or Bigfoot took my car!
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Sam Kamin: I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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Sam Kamin: That's my job. I find people to be in movies.
Max Zamphirescu: They pay for this? That's so stupid!
Sam Kamin: You've been talking to my father, haven't you!
My Giant Quotes
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