Mr. Turner Quotes

  • [last lines]

    J.M.W. Turner: The sun is God! Ha ha ha!

  • J.M.W. Turner: Mr. Ruskin, can I pose you a somewhat "conundruous" question?

    John Ruskin: Please do, Mr. Turner.

    J.M.W. Turner: To which do you find yourself the more partial: a steak and kidney pie or veal and ham pie?

    [crowd laughs]

  • J.M.W. Turner: Flanders, still as flat as a witch's tit.

  • J.M.W. Turner: No good deed goes unpunished.