[from trailer]

Trailer Narrator: France doesn't stand a chance.
[from trailer]

Trailer Narrator: France. A country of culture, beauty and peace. It's always been the perfect place to take a holiday. Until now.

[Mr Bean steps out of a train]
Waitress on Train: Un café?

Mr. Bean: Ah! Oui.

Waitress on Train: Du sucre?

Mr. Bean: Non.

Waitress on Train: You speak very good French.

Mr. Bean: Gracias!
Sabine: [after finding out Mr Bean is wanted by the whole of France, angrily] Who are you? Where are you going?

Mr. Bean: [takes out picture of Cannes and pokes it] To the beach.
Sabine: [in French] What is your name?

Mr. Bean: Uhhh... Bean.
Sabine: Espèce de conard!

Mr. Bean: Espèce de canard!
Vicar: Right. The winner of this amazing prize is: 9-1-9.

Mr. Bean: [looks at his card but sees it upside down and thinks it is 616] Oh!

[He throws the card in the air]

Vicar: Nine one nine. Anybody have ticket 919? If there is no claimant, I'll have to pick another ticket from the bucket. Anyone?

Mr. Bean: [sees his card again but right side up] Wait wait!
[first lines]

Vicar: Three-one. Thirty-one.

Mrs. Lucas: Over here!

Vicar: Ah, Mrs. Lucas! Congratulations, Mrs. Lucas. And now to the first prize in today's raffle in aid of the "roof appeal." Thank you, Lily. Indeed. The magnificent holiday to the south of France, kindly sponsored by Dalesborough Travel Limited. So, thank you, guys. The winner of this prize will travel by Eurostar train to Paris, then catch the fast train south before spending the week on the beaches of the French Riviera. This fabulous prize also includes 200 euros spending money and, Barbara, this wonderful video camera, kindly donated by A&K Electrics of Arbor Road. So thank you. Right. The winner of this amazing prize is: 9-1-9. Nine one nine. Anybody have ticket 919? If there is no claimant, I'll have to pick another ticket from the bucket. Anyone?
Mr. Bean: Back! Back! Back a bit...
Carson Clay: That guy with the video camera is fired.
Carson Clay: What use is a cop with a broken heart?
Carson Clay: What is life but a teardrop in the eye of infinity?