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Rick Sanchez: Ok, Nimbus only drinks the good shit, so just toss this whale-ass ocean wine in here and age it up a few centuries.
Morty Smith: So time moves faster in there? It's like a Narnia thing?
Rick Sanchez: I'm not a beaver who believes in Jesus Christ, Morty! But yeah, it's pretty much a Narnia thing.
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[repeated line]
Mr. Nimbus: I am Mr Nimbus!
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Jerry Smith: [on phone] Hello, police? A strange horny ocean man is on my lawn.
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[the police arrive to arrest Mr Nimbus]
Mr. Nimbus: Fight!
[the police fight each other]
Mr. Nimbus: Fuck!
[the police stop fighting and start making out]
Mr. Nimbus: Flee!
[the police stop everything and escape]
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[Mr Nimbus comes to save Rick, Morty and Jessica]
Mr. Nimbus: Did you think I would let you die alone, Richards?
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Mr. Nimbus: Say goodbye to your precious dry land, for soon it will be wet! WET!
Rick Sanchez: Yeah, global warming's already doing that, asshole!
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Mr. Nimbus: I used to fear you, respect you! Now all that's left is pity for a sad, drunk shell of a man too afraid to see how alone he truly is. If Diane were alive today, what would she...
Rick Sanchez: Don't fucking establish canonical backstory with me, you Red Lobster motherfucker!
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Mr. Nimbus: I'm going to make the land wet!
Rick Sanchez: DO IT! God, do ANYTHING! Just don't use me as an excuse anymore!
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Jerry Smith: Okay, that's enough, I'm calling the police...
Mr. Nimbus: Good, go ahead, I control them...
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Jessica: Am I in the right place? I just saw a bunch of cops having sex with each other...
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Rick: There are suicide capsules in all of your teeth! Do what you want with that.
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