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Mr. Link: Your utopia sucks!
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Mr. Link: I, uh, wanted to say thank you. For what you said back there.
Sir Lionel Frost: Don't mention it.
Mr. Link: Okay.
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Mr. Link: You, sir, are a bad man.
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Mr. Link: [Mr. Link and Sir Lionel sit opposite each other on a train] This, uh, feels a little confined. Is it hot in here? It feels hot in here. Oh, I can't breathe.
Sir Lionel Frost: By all means, feel free to crack open a wind...
Mr. Link: [Mr. Link punches a hole in the window] Oh, that's much better.
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Mr. Link: Did we have to take his clothes?
Sir Lionel Frost: Of course. We can't have you wandering about naked.
Mr. Link: I know but... even his underwear? I mean, I turned them inside out but it's still a little weird.
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Sir Lionel Frost: You can speak. How can you speak?
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Sir Lionel Frost: Woof.
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Sir Lionel Frost: How do you speak English so well?
The Elder: How do you speak English so well?
Sir Lionel Frost: Well...
The Elder: How do you know I'm not speaking Yeti?
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Sir Lionel Frost: Do you always answer with a question?
The Elder: I don't know... do I?
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Stenk: [Stenk stands over Lionel, who is dangling from a ledge] It ain't about the paycheck anymore, now it's just a matter of shallow, self-centred pride.
Sir Lionel Frost: Careful, Stenk. You know what they say pride comes before.
Stenk: Wait a minute, I know this. Is it Tuesday?
[Sir Lionel pulls Stenk off the ledge]
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Sir Lionel Frost: And what did you see?
Adelina Fortnight: I saw proof.
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Adelina Fortnight: You are a great man, but I deserve greater.
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[at Shangri-La]
The Elder: We call it...
[lets out a snarl]
Sir Lionel Frost: What does that mean?
The Elder: "Keep out, we hate you."
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Adelina Fortnight: [Lionel is wearing a nun outfit] I do not even want to know how you got this.
Mr. Link: There was a nun. We mugged her.
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Sir Lionel Frost: He's had many names. Skookum. Ragaru. Tse'Nahaha. Loo Poo. And most commonly known in a muddled derivation of an old Halkomelen dialect as Sasquatch.
Mr. Collick: That'll never catch on.
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The Elder: The people we don't want here are leaving! Force them to stay!
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[hanging from a rope over a precipice]
Adelina Fortnight: Why am I always *dangling*?
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