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Miss Meadows: If others need what I can spare, I must with them my treasures share.
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Miss Meadows: Did you know that the accordion is the second least-appreciated musical instrument. Right ahead of the bagpipe, and right behind the dead-kitten flute?
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Sheriff: What may I ask are you doing?
Miss Meadows: I'm dancing to your accordion.
Sheriff: I'm not that good. It's a work in progress.
Miss Meadows: Isn't everything?
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Miss Meadows: [to murderer at Weenie Stand] You're of no use to society. You'll waste innocent taxpayers' dollars, abuse the weak legal system and enter a cowardly plea of insanity to a morally bankrupt defense attorney. For what? Oh, and once incarcerated, you're gonna cost taxpayers approximately $47,000 per year. So you know what? Make sure you point the barrel of the gun to the back of the throat.
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Miss Meadows: You know marriage has a certain... ring to it. You know, a wedding ring, engagement ring... suffer-ring.
Sheriff: Oh, you have a very strange sense of humour.
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Skylar: [to Miss Meadows as she attempts to rescue Heather in her wedding dress] No offense, Miss Meadows, but you do tend to over-accessorize.
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[last lines]
Skylar: Why don't you try saving yourself
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[last lines]
Derek Pierson: I think I changed my mind
Miss Meadows: That is so not an option for you
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Gordon: If you're a Miss, don't you miss having a mister?
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[last lines]
Father Peter: How dare you, how dare you y...
[Meadows blows him away]
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[repeated line]
Miss Meadows: Toodle-lo
Miss Meadows Quotes
Extended Reading
