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[first lines]
Damian Cunningham: [voiceover] The French have said au revoir to the franc, the Germans have said auf wiedersehen to the mark, and the Portuguese have said... whatever to their thing.
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Damian Cunningham: God doesn't rob banks!
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Damian Cunningham: God doesn't rob banks, all right? God does not rob banks.
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Anthony: What did you bring a thousand pounds to school for? Can't you see that's suspicious?
Damian Cunningham: It's not suspicious, it's unusual.
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Headteacher: Would you like to tell us why you did it Anthony?
Anthony: [pause] Our mum's dead!
[crying]
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Damian Cunningham: I thought it was from God... who else would have that kind of money?
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Anthony: [to Damian] If you tell the government they will take forty percent of it. FORTY PERCENT! Do you know how much that is?
[Damian shakes his head]
Anthony: That's nearly ALL of it.
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Dorothy: What?
Damian Cunningham: I need a wee.
Dorothy: Tell her that. Can he use your loo?
Cashier 2: I'm not sure.
Dorothy: The poor kid's been in here half an hour. You must have a loo. What do you do when you need to go?
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[the Ugandan martyr motions to a red line across his neck]
Gonzaga: I was beheaded.
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[after realizing the trouble that Damian's "gift" has caused]
Anthony: [to Damian] You're a loony, and you ought to be *locked up!*
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Anthony: You do realise, you just kissed goodbye to the money.
Ronnie: Come on, let's get cracking.
Anthony: She's going to run off with it, you must know that?
Ronnie: Come on! How can she, she's got Damian?
Anthony: She'll kidnap him, hold him to ransom for the rest of the money.
Ronnie: No, Anthony, that's what *you'd* do.
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Damian Cunningham: The money just makes everything worse.
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Damian Cunningham: That's how Anthony would want this story to end. With big piles of stuff. But it's not his story. It's mine.
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Anthony: [to Damian] You should be careful what you talk about. Try talking about football or something. Keep off the weird stuff. Just don't be conspicuous or you won't fit in.
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