Middle Men Quotes

Louie La La: You got two minutes to get my money. After that, somebody's getting his knees broke.

Jack Harris: [Narrating] If I've learned one thing, it's that business is a lot like sex. Getting in is easy, pulling out is hard.

Frank Griffin: Now I'm assuming you can clean this little mess.

Jerry Haggerty: Nobody likes a finger pointed at them.

Nikita Sokoloff: You know the FBI's following you?

Jerry Haggerty: You're not a greedy man, Jack. Why are you still hanging around?

Jack Harris: I have no interest in making a living creating porn.

Jack Harris: [Narrating] Like everyone else, we were in debt trying to chase the American Dream.

Jack Harris: [Trailer Narration] I was one of those guys living in a Norman Rockwell painting. Beautiful wife, beautiful kids... we were happy.

Jack Harris: Hey do we wanna get the money or do we wanna break this guy's legs? I say we get the money, you know?

Wayne Beering: We take some pictures from some magazines, we scan them, we upload them onto the Internet, and we make some money.

Audrey Dawns: I think there's just too much emphasis on guilt. All this guilt, guilt, guilt. Guilt for what? I'll bet if you ask any old timer in one of those old folks homes, they'd tell you they regret the stuff they didn't do. Not the stuff that they did do.

Curt Allmans: Get out. Now. Yesterday, if possible.

Jack Harris: [Narrating] Within a day, Buck and Wayne were convinced they were George Lucas and Steven Spielberg.

Nikita Sokoloff: Sometimes business is more important than family.

Jack Harris: It should have been perfect, but somehow, they'd figure a way to screw it all up.

Jack Harris: She was right, I wasn't there anymore. I'd become addicted to a lifestyle of money, sex, and power that was lightyears away from family... or anything I'd ever experienced. You see the biggest problem with my addiction, was that like all addictions, it sneaks up on you slowly; you give into it incrementally... in an almost imperceptible way. The other thing about it was that it wasn't the kind of addiction that you would wake up with a hangover. It wasn't the kind of thing that would rob you of your wealth. It didn't rob you of your health. The more I indulged, the richer it would make me. I've got to tell you, that's impossible to give up.

Audrey Dawns: All the horny, frustrated guys that have to jerk off because their wives or girlfriends don't treat 'em right, so I become their little fantasy girl for just a few dollars a pop and make 'em forget for a fleeting fucking instant that their wives can't stand the fucking sight of them!