Agent M: Should we call it in?

Agent H: Call it in? No. The paperwork is a nightmare!
Agent H: There should be a big red button 'round here somewhere.

Agent M: Found it.
M.I.B UK Branch Head: Always remember: the universe has a way of leading you to where you're supposed to be, at the moment you're supposed to be there.
Agent O: You really think a black suit is going to solve all your problems?

Agent M: No. But, looks damn good on you.
Agent H: We are the Men in Black.

[silence]

Agent H: The Men *&* Women in Black!
Agent H: that was an incredible catch - Agent H
Agent H: You've never been in love, have you? I'm not making fun. I'm genuinely asking. You've never once abandoned logic for passion?

Agent M: Heh. No, I haven't. Passion is unstable, and logic is constant. Yeah. Physical attraction is nothing more than chemical reactions in your brain. Can't trust them. They're not real.

Agent H: Isn't the whole universe a chemical reaction? Pretty sure you can trust that. Feels pretty real.

Pawny: That's actually kind of deep.
[first lines]

M.I.B UK Branch Head: God, do I hate Paris.

Agent H: Not to worry. Probably won't be around much longer.
Agent H: So, uh, it's Molly, huh?

Agent M: You're not supposed to know that.

Agent H: Well, too late. I know it now. Guess that it's only fair that you know mine.

Agent M: I don't wanna know.

Agent H: I'm gonna tell you.

Agent M: Okay.

Agent H: You ready? Horatio.

Agent M: It is not.

Agent H: It's not. It's Henry.

Agent M: Yeah, you look like a Henry.

Agent H: Good. It's all I got.

Pawny: I'm Steve.

Agent M: Steve? I thought you said pawns don't have names.

Agent H: We don't. I was just feeling left out.

Agent M: Oh, Steve.
Agent M: My whole life everyone's called crazy. They said that I needed therapy. which, okay, admittedly, I did - but not for this.

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Men in Black: International short comments

Mae 2022-04-24 07:01:06

The rhythm of the movie is a bit weird, the story is told hastily and even the turns come suddenly, and there is almost no character creation for the villain... It is rare to see such a casual plot, but wait, the selling point of this movie seems to be Brother Hammer, not the plot? ? . It seems that Brother Hammer really likes to act in comedy, and his new routine is: starring as a smiling blond vase (but you really enjoy watching this vase). 4th star for the vase and deluxe cassette...
Maybelle 2022-03-28 09:01:02

This reboot made me revisit the core selling points of "Men in Black": the sense of everyday life, the sense of the present, the deconstruction and mockery of all serious fantasy and reality, and the conflict that comes with the K and J characters. It's a pity that this film completely returned to the narcissistic special agent film, indulging in the production of "global movies" and was exhausted. As a non-Marvel fan, the combination of the male and female protagonists is not very good, the pirated Brad Pitt is too greasy and unpleasant, and the heroine's "high IQ" section only sets off the MIB organization in the days without K All are mentally handicapped. The tributes to some symbols are still there, such as the driving terrier, J's cricket pistol, Huang Bo and Kanye... The car shootout is still dazzling, but it is not the point at all, it can only be said that in Phoenix and Godzilla A secret agent film that can be entertained in the shadow of the shadow, equivalent to the level of "Ace Secret Service 3". Disappointing, but still looking forward to the sequel.