Megan Is Missing Quotes

Boy at Party: Okay, Okay Kathy, tell me - what is your goal in life?

Kathy: [drinking sloppily, giggling] To get fucked up.

Boy at Party: Okay. So what are you right now?

Kathy: [takes another drink] Pretty fucked up.

Bill Herman: Well, I'll figure something special to get you for your birthday.

Amy Herman: Like, maybe, a video camera?

Bill Herman: [making balance-scale motions with his hands] Hmm, mortgage payment, video camera. What should I do?

Amy Herman: [giggles and taps his arm] It doesn't cost that much, jerk!

Bill Herman: Louise, your daughter just called me a jerk.

Louise Herman: She's right, you know?

Bill Herman: Women, always ganging up on defenseless men.

[Amy giggles and hugs him]

Lexie: [telling Megan about Josh] Ooh, and one time, he met George Clooney in person.

Megan Stewart: Nuh-uh.

Lexie: Yeah.

Megan Stewart: Oh my God.

Lexie: And he talked to him for like an hour at this mall, and...

Megan Stewart: What mall?

Lexie: I don't know. We should go and like, stalk him or something.

[They both laugh]

Josh: [meeting Megan online] Hello, hot chick.

Megan Stewart: Hi, skaterdude.

Josh: My name's Josh.

Megan Stewart: I know.

Josh: Uh, how'd you know that?

Megan Stewart: My friend Lexie gave me your address.

Josh: Well, that was nice of her.

Josh: So, you going to the party tonight?

Megan Stewart: I don't know.

Josh: Hmm. At least you get to see what I look like.

Megan Stewart: I already know what you look like.

Josh: How?

Megan Stewart: I have an imagination.

Josh: [chuckles] Oh, no. Lexie gave you my picture, didn't she?

Megan Stewart: Maybe.

Josh: Oh my God, busted!

[They both laugh]

Josh: You're such a stalker!

Josh: [talking with Megan online] I would never hurt you, Megan.

Megan Stewart: I know.

Josh: [teasingly] Do you?

Megan Stewart: Yes.

Josh: Do you trust me?

Megan Stewart: [smiles] Yes.

Lexie: [crying, growing increasingly emotional] Hey! You know that this is all your fault, right? You think you're hot shit because she spent every waking moment with you?

Amy Herman: No, I...

Lexie: Is that what you think?

Amy Herman: I don't think that.

Lexie: [breaking down and screaming] Fuck. She loved me! And I- I- I loved her back. I loved her so much! And now she's gone because of you! This is all your fault and I can't fix it. There's nothing I can fucking do.

[Lexie backs away, sobbing]

Lexie: [whimpering] Get the fuck out of my face. This is all your fault.

Megan Stewart: I think we're going to have amazing lives.

Amy Herman: Really?

Megan Stewart: Yeah. We'll go to amazing countries and eat strange foods, just like all those dorky TV channels that you watch.

Amy Herman: [giggles] Documentary channels aren't dorky.

[last lines]

Amy Herman: Meg? Do you really think I'll meet someone...

Megan Stewart: Yeah, you will.

Amy Herman: ...someday.

Megan Stewart: Yeah.

Amy Herman: When?

Megan Stewart: It'll happen, don't rush it.

Amy Herman: Well, you meet guys all the time.

Megan Stewart: Not the right ones.

Amy Herman: How do you know who the right one is?

Megan Stewart: He'll be honest.

Amy Herman: Mm-hmm.

Megan Stewart: He'll treat me like I'm special. He'll be a little shy, but he'll be cool, so... I don't know. I'll just know. We'll know when the right guy comes along.

Amy Herman: Okay.

[They both chuckle]