Material Girls Quotes

  • Tanzie Marchetta: [from trailer] Friends don't let friends take public transportation.

  • Tanzie Marchetta: [from trailer] I need to go to the office more often.

  • Ava Marchetta: [from trailer] He has such great taste.

    Tanzie Marchetta: Ava, you picked that out.

    Ava Marchetta: I know, but he likes it.

  • Ava Marchetta: We're being totally dissed.

    Tanzie Marchetta: By Etienne? He worships us.

    Ava Marchetta: Yeah.

    Tanzie Marchetta: He was going to go straight for us.

    Ava Marchetta: Yeah, well, he's not straight for us anymore.

  • Ava Marchetta: [in the middle of a debate]

    [jumps out of her seat]

    Ava Marchetta: Ooh! I've got to pee! Oh, yeah. Thanks.

    [leaves room]

    Tommy Katzenbach: Thank you for sharing.

  • Tanzie Marchetta: Walk like Lucy.

  • Tanzie Marchetta: You caught me. I guess that, like, makes you my hero.

  • Tanzie Marchetta: I don't understand why we didn't get any unemployment money... We've never even been employed. Doesn't that mean we should get more unemployment?

  • Henry Baines: Shit happens.

  • Ava Marchetta: [talking to a lawyer for broke people] Yeah we sort of burnt the house down.

    Tanzie Marchetta: And our car got stolen.

    Ava Marchetta: Besides everything we own belongs to the company. And they want to sell us to Fabiella.

    Tanzie Marchetta: For only 60 million dollars.

    Ava Marchetta: Each!

    Tanzie Marchetta: Obviously we need help.

  • Ava Marchetta: What? I'm not tipping you until I know how your service is.

    Bus Driver: It's a dollar thirty five for both of you or no ride.

  • Tanzie Marchetta: We should do that.

    Ava Marchetta: What? Wear push-up bras?

    Tanzie Marchetta: No, we should become detectives.

  • Tanzie Marchetta: Friends don't let friends take public transportation, espically the bus, Ava, I heard about the bus people pee on the seats! They pee!

    Ava Marchetta: They don't pee on the bus

  • Inez: [after hugging Tanzie, who just got out of jail] Ewww, You smell like Satan's armpit!