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Tanzie Marchetta: [from trailer] Friends don't let friends take public transportation.
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Tanzie Marchetta: [from trailer] I need to go to the office more often.
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Ava Marchetta: [from trailer] He has such great taste.
Tanzie Marchetta: Ava, you picked that out.
Ava Marchetta: I know, but he likes it.
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Ava Marchetta: We're being totally dissed.
Tanzie Marchetta: By Etienne? He worships us.
Ava Marchetta: Yeah.
Tanzie Marchetta: He was going to go straight for us.
Ava Marchetta: Yeah, well, he's not straight for us anymore.
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Ava Marchetta: [in the middle of a debate]
[jumps out of her seat]
Ava Marchetta: Ooh! I've got to pee! Oh, yeah. Thanks.
[leaves room]
Tommy Katzenbach: Thank you for sharing.
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Tanzie Marchetta: Walk like Lucy.
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Tanzie Marchetta: You caught me. I guess that, like, makes you my hero.
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Tanzie Marchetta: I don't understand why we didn't get any unemployment money... We've never even been employed. Doesn't that mean we should get more unemployment?
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Henry Baines: Shit happens.
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Ava Marchetta: [talking to a lawyer for broke people] Yeah we sort of burnt the house down.
Tanzie Marchetta: And our car got stolen.
Ava Marchetta: Besides everything we own belongs to the company. And they want to sell us to Fabiella.
Tanzie Marchetta: For only 60 million dollars.
Ava Marchetta: Each!
Tanzie Marchetta: Obviously we need help.
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Ava Marchetta: What? I'm not tipping you until I know how your service is.
Bus Driver: It's a dollar thirty five for both of you or no ride.
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Tanzie Marchetta: We should do that.
Ava Marchetta: What? Wear push-up bras?
Tanzie Marchetta: No, we should become detectives.
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Tanzie Marchetta: Friends don't let friends take public transportation, espically the bus, Ava, I heard about the bus people pee on the seats! They pee!
Ava Marchetta: They don't pee on the bus
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Inez: [after hugging Tanzie, who just got out of jail] Ewww, You smell like Satan's armpit!
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