Married to the Mob Quotes

Mike Downey: You know, Angela, I've been thinking.

Angela de Marco: Well, there you go, working without tools again.

[after doing a hit on a commuter train]

Tommy: How these people do it every day?

"Cucumber" Frank de Marco: It's like fuckin' sardines!

Angela de Marco: I've got to help Joey with his homework. He's having a lot of trouble in school.

Connie Russo: Of course he's having trouble at school, he hangs out with Tony Jr. Face it, these boys are never going to be Einstein.

Angela de Marco: God, you people work just like the mob! There's no difference.

Regional Director Franklin: Oh, there's a big difference, Mrs. de Marco. The mob is run by murdering, thieving, lying, cheating psychopaths. We work for the President of the United States of America.

Connie Russo: Whose husband are you dog face?

Mike Downey: Well I don't know. Whose husband are you looking for?

Connie Russo: Mine.

Stewardess: Madame, you're supposed to stay in your seat until the plane comes to a complete stop.

Connie Russo: Honey, forget about it!

"Cucumber" Frank de Marco: [Tony has shot Frank after discovering he was sleeping with his mistress] I loved you like a father

Tony 'The Tiger' Russo: You disappointed the shit out of me.

Tony 'The Tiger' Russo: Pushy Reporter: Tony, are you afraid?

The Pushy Reporter: Afraid? With these gorillas around me, c'mon, I feel like a virgin at a eunuch convention.