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Mike: What about kids? Do you want to have kids?
Sue Claussen: [avoiding the question] You know what was really great about that Yoga class?
Mike: ?
Sue Claussen: It was the breathing stuff. I don't do that.
Mike: Breathe?
Sue Claussen: There are days where I have to instruct my heart to request additional air
[takes a deep breath]
Sue Claussen: and I have to tell myself "Breathe, Sue. Just keep breathing."
[exhales]
Sue Claussen: Yes, I want kids.
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Mike: Take care of yourself a little... so that the people who love you don't feel like they're annoying you!
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Mike: Maryland is for... lovers. Bumper sticker?
Sue Claussen: Virginia. Virginia is for lovers. Maryland is for crabs.
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Sue Claussen: Compact fluorescents.
[showing her apartment for the 1st time]
Mike: Oh, too bad.
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Sue Claussen: I wrote you a Haiku. Do you wanna hear it?
Mike: Sure.
Sue Claussen: Mike, oh Mike, my man Keeps showing up like UPS Sue, you're such a bitch.
Mike: ...I like it!
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Mike: You have to let go of everything... in order to move on.
Management Quotes
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Kaitlyn 2022-04-21 09:03:02
This is obviously also known as "Dao Si Xi Daddy", okay?
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Celestine 2022-03-27 09:01:15
Seeing that it was almost turned off after ten minutes, and then slowly started to go on the road, the story is a bit fake, but after playing the warm card, the hero changed stupidly and learned to do one thing to the end. Almost all romantic comedies are fake, but there is always a side that makes you feel reasonable. Maybe because love is not so reasonable, a plot is a possibility.
