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Luis Miranda Solares: Is this kidnapping or robbery?
El Chivo: It could be the last day of your life.
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Daniel: I'll be back around two, okay, hon?
Valeria: If you never come back it's okay too, bastard.
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Susana: [to Octavio] You and your plans. You know what my grandmother used to say? If you want to make God laugh... tell Him your plans.
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[at the Supermarket]
Ramiro: Did you find everything you needed?
Octavio: I am just missing some condoms. I didn't find my size.
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El Chivo: So how shall we call my dog?
Luis Miranda Solares: I don't know, "LostDog"?
El Chivo: [sarcastically] You have a good imagination, you must be in advertisement!
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Octavio: [to his brother Ramiro after being threatened] Being tough won't make you smart.
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Octavio: [to Susana numerous times] If not now, then when?
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El Chivo: [to Aunt Luisa] You're hostile, sister-in-law.
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El Chivo: [to his newfound dog, Blackie, after misbehaving] It's not right, asshole!
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Octavio: Come away with me.
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Ramiro: If you don't fuck off, I'll kick your fucking ass!
Octavio: I'm not scared of you.
[Octavio headbutts Ramiro]
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El Chivo: Do you want something to drink? I've got rum, water and milk.
Luis Miranda Solares: What are you gonna do with me?
El Chivo: What does that mean? rum, water or milk?
Luis Miranda Solares: My question means what it means!
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El Chivo: At the time, I thought there were more important things than being with you and your mom. I wanted to set the world right, and then share it with you. I failed, as you can see.
Love's a Bitch Quotes
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