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  • Unknown: God once said: "Leave your wi... you can change your wife, change your politics, change your religion. But never, never can you change your favourite football team!"

  • Eric: The noblest revenge is to forgive.

  • Meatballs: One word on Ryan, and it's gonna be on BlueTube!

    Jess: It's YouTube. It's called YouTube.

    Meatballs: Well, whatever it is, you're gonna be on it!

  • Eric Bishop: I'm up to here with your philosophy. I'm still getting over the fucking seagulls!

  • Spleen: You're worse than the fucking Yanks in Baghdad, you! What the fuck is going on here?

  • Eric: I am not a man... I am Cantona.

  • Meatballs: The noblest revenge is to forgive.