Joe Bang: Is it twenty or is it thirty?... We are dealing with science here!
Joe Bang: I am in-car-ce-ra-ted.
Sam Bang: That's a vagrant fliolation!
Warden Burns: As warden, I can approve buying a copy of A Dance With Dragons for the prison library to go up on the Game of Thrones shelf. Now, the only problem is that The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring have yet to be published so those aren't available. Well, I can't do anything about what I can't control.

Naaman: That is total bullshit! George R.R. Martin was supposed to deliver The Winds of Winter to his publisher over two years ago.

Warden Burns: I know that was the original deadline. That's what it says here. But I'm reading to you from the Wikipedia page. It also says that Martin had a grueling promotion schedule or something, and it's interfered with his writing schedule. He's failed to complete The Winds of Winter.

Naaman: That don't make no sense. Those two guys who transferred in from Federal last month knew about all the new stuff with the hot chick and her dragons.

Warden Burns: No. I'm telling you, I believe those two inmates had that information from watching the TV series. Again, I'm reading to you. The series has jumped ahead! It's no longer following the books!
Clyde Logan: You sucked my arm off!
Joe Bang: I'm about to get nekked... back here. No peeking.
Sadie Logan: I finally know what song I'm gonna sing for Talent!

Jimmy Logan: What song?

Sadie Logan: Umbrella by Rihanna.

Dylan Chapman: When Rihanna sings Umbrella, she's not really singing about a rain umbrella. She's really singing about her vagina. It's code.

Jimmy Logan: Who told you that?

Dylan Chapman: Everybody.
Clyde Logan: A real bank vault?

Jimmy Logan: Yeah. It's a tough one, too. I looked it up on the Google.
Joe Bang: You Logans must be as simple-minded as people say.

Clyde Logan, Jimmy Logan: People say that?
Jimmy Logan: We need, like, a computer whizz, like one of them Facebook boys.

Fish Bang: I know everything there is to know about computers, okay?

Jimmy Logan: Do you?

Fish Bang: All the Twitters, I know 'em.
Joe Bang: Well, hello. I guess someone grew up. What's your name again, little Logan?

Mellie Logan: Mellie.

Joe Bang: Mellie! Mellie, Mellie, Mellie. That rhymes with... smelly. Nice.

Clyde Logan: Shut up.
Darrell Waltrip: It's an honor to be able to start this 600-mile race here on Memorial Day. Boogity, boogity, boogity! Let's go racing for those who made the ultimate sacrifice, boys!
Reporter: What do you think of the robbery?

Woman on the News #1: Well, I heard that they're calling it "Ocean's 7-Eleven", 'cos they found that truck with the money behind a convenience store.

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General 2022-04-23 07:02:00

So in the final picture, the appearance of the FBI confirms the Logan family's prophecy: But after everything goes well, bad luck will come.
Giuseppe 2022-04-22 07:01:23

The so-called luck is that stupid people have stupid blessings. The stupid 711 Luohan not only stayed by himself but also stayed with his opponents, except for the shrewd Swank. However, such a setting can still be accepted in an atmosphere where the whole is staying, and once accepted, the logic of the entire play is quite complete and ingenious. The country road appeared again, and again tears. I didn't expect one day to think that Adam Driver and Magic Mike look alike...