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Joe Bang: Is it twenty or is it thirty?... We are dealing with science here!
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Joe Bang: I am in-car-ce-ra-ted.
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Sam Bang: That's a vagrant fliolation!
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Warden Burns: As warden, I can approve buying a copy of A Dance With Dragons for the prison library to go up on the Game of Thrones shelf. Now, the only problem is that The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring have yet to be published so those aren't available. Well, I can't do anything about what I can't control.
Naaman: That is total bullshit! George R.R. Martin was supposed to deliver The Winds of Winter to his publisher over two years ago.
Warden Burns: I know that was the original deadline. That's what it says here. But I'm reading to you from the Wikipedia page. It also says that Martin had a grueling promotion schedule or something, and it's interfered with his writing schedule. He's failed to complete The Winds of Winter.
Naaman: That don't make no sense. Those two guys who transferred in from Federal last month knew about all the new stuff with the hot chick and her dragons.
Warden Burns: No. I'm telling you, I believe those two inmates had that information from watching the TV series. Again, I'm reading to you. The series has jumped ahead! It's no longer following the books!
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Clyde Logan: You sucked my arm off!
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Joe Bang: I'm about to get nekked... back here. No peeking.
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Sadie Logan: I finally know what song I'm gonna sing for Talent!
Jimmy Logan: What song?
Sadie Logan: Umbrella by Rihanna.
Dylan Chapman: When Rihanna sings Umbrella, she's not really singing about a rain umbrella. She's really singing about her vagina. It's code.
Jimmy Logan: Who told you that?
Dylan Chapman: Everybody.
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Clyde Logan: A real bank vault?
Jimmy Logan: Yeah. It's a tough one, too. I looked it up on the Google.
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Joe Bang: You Logans must be as simple-minded as people say.
Clyde Logan, Jimmy Logan: People say that?
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Jimmy Logan: We need, like, a computer whizz, like one of them Facebook boys.
Fish Bang: I know everything there is to know about computers, okay?
Jimmy Logan: Do you?
Fish Bang: All the Twitters, I know 'em.
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Joe Bang: Well, hello. I guess someone grew up. What's your name again, little Logan?
Mellie Logan: Mellie.
Joe Bang: Mellie! Mellie, Mellie, Mellie. That rhymes with... smelly. Nice.
Clyde Logan: Shut up.
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Darrell Waltrip: It's an honor to be able to start this 600-mile race here on Memorial Day. Boogity, boogity, boogity! Let's go racing for those who made the ultimate sacrifice, boys!
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Reporter: What do you think of the robbery?
Woman on the News #1: Well, I heard that they're calling it "Ocean's 7-Eleven", 'cos they found that truck with the money behind a convenience store.
Logan Lucky Quotes
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Chasity 2022-04-20 09:01:41
During the Qingming Festival, I was able to secretly see this film that I always wanted to watch in the theater but didn't go to Hong Kong to watch it. Lucky me! I feel that the rhythm is not smooth, and the ending is too slow. Blonde brow Daniel Craig accent is dead laughing! Joe Bang! My driver, Clyde, who is slow and cute, is so cute! Guards laugh at inmates at 'Game of Thrones' and George Martin jokes! Riley Keough is so sexy! 384's role turned out to be Luye! Finally heard three different versions of "Take Me Home, Country Roads" in one year. [4.5 look at]
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Bailee 2022-03-23 09:01:52
In the second half of the game, a simple and realistic version of "Eleven Arhats" was saved. Dazhiruo's stupid cuteness is really better looking. [B]
