Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch Quotes

Lilo: [chicken walks by] That's it. I got it! Elvis is trying to tell us to do a hula about a chicken!

Stitch: [sits Lilo down] No, he's not.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: [approaches containment chamber] Oh, can it be? Have I done it?

Stitch: [uncurls, looks around] Ooh...

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: So cute. So fluffy, even.

[Jumba stares into glass, Stitch sniffs around]

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Where did I go wrong?

Stitch: [Stitch growls, jumps wildly around glass]

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Ha-ha-ha, what a relief.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: I've got a surprise for you. Close your eyes.

[Stitch pops one eye open]

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Ah! No peaking! He cheats already. Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Stitch: Aw, jiggiebig!

Nani: I'm sure my sister is very sorry and *didn't* mean it.

Lilo: Very sorry.

Nani: See?

Lilo: But I did mean it.

Nani: Lilo!

Lilo: Next time, Myrtle's goin' down! She's goin' *way* down!

Nani: No more pro-wrestling for you!

Agent Pleakley: [running with Jumba to the ship] Where are you going? Include me.

Agent Pleakley: [Jumba hits him with a palm branch] Oww! My GOOD eye.

Stitch: [Lilo's finger is about a few inches away from Stitch] You're touching me!

Lilo: I'm not touching you.

Stitch: AAGH! YOU'RE TOUCHING ME!

Nani: [to Jumba who is sneaking off] And no crop circles!

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: [stops] Aww, all the other aliens get to make them

Nani: David! You remember my AUNT Pleakley and UNCLE Jumba, right?

David Kawena: Uhm.

Nani: [sotto, singsong voice] Say something.

David Kawena: Uhh... nice hat?

Agent Pleakley: Why thank you, DAVID. See? Uncle Jumba said it made me look top-heavy!

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Aunt Pleakley wanted the truth!

Agent Pleakley: What we want and what we need are two entirely different things. You know what they say, men are from Mars and women are from Venus, though actually, in our case...

Lilo: This is the exact bench that Elvis sat on in Blue Hawaii.

Stitch: [Sniffs bench] Oh, yeah. That's him.

[They sit on bench]

Lilo: I can't believe it. My butt is in the shadow of the butt of Elvis Presley.

Agent Pleakley: Sorry, can't help you. I have a full day of Earth research ahead of me.

Nani: You mean watching talk shows and reading gossip magazines?

Agent Pleakley: Yeah. It really takes it out of ya.

Agent Pleakley: I think I should drive.

Nani: Two eyes, my car, I'm driving!

Agent Pleakley: [Pleakley enters the living room, wering a woman's hat, an orange wig, and a blue-and-purple floral print dress] Where is she? Whe-ere is she?

Stitch: Wow.

Kumu: Ai kapulu.

Agent Pleakley: There's our precious little angel, who must be the victim of a huge misunderstanding.

Nani: [worriedly] Oh no, no...

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Where is she?

Nani: Jumba, what are you doing?

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Don't worry, the cavalry has arrived, heh. There she is!

[Nani tries to stop Jumba]

Nani: No, no, no, no...

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Please, somebody give this kid gold star, she's so good!

[Jumba gives Lilo and Pleakley a group hug]

Agent Pleakley: [Pleakley shakes Kumu's hand] I don't believe we've met. This is Uncle Jumba, and I'm... Auntie Pleakley, enchanté.

Nani: On second thought, Kumu, I think we should talk outside.

Agent Pleakley: It's not polite to interrupt your auntie.

Agent Pleakley: It's true what they say: Men are from Mars, and women are from Venus...

[Lilo and Stitch giggle]

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: [Jumba puts the sample of Stitch's fur into the computer for analysis] Now we shall see.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: [the computer analyzes Stitch's fur sample] No, no. Those idiot police! I hoped this day would never come.

Agent Pleakley: What are you talking about? What is wrong with Stitch?

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: During his creation, Stitch was never fully charged.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: [knocking on Jumba's lab door] Uh-oh.

Gator Guard: Open up! Intergalactic police!

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Uh, is nobody home; uh, check is in mail.

[in a high-pitched voice]

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: I'm in the tub!

Gator Guard: [the Intergalactic police blast through Jumba's lab door] You are under arrest for illegal genetic experimentation.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: You idiots, you will ruin everything! Oh no!

Gator Guard: Yeah, tell it to the Council. You two, get the evidence.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Stop, his molecules aren't fully charged! No, no, no! Oh!

[One of the guards unplugs the charging cable as the computer's voice says "Warning! Warning! Electromagnetic bonding incomplete]

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: No, no, there's no telling what will happen! Let me go, noo! What will become of my little monstrosity?

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: [the flashback ends as the scene changes to the present time inside Jumba's lab on Earth] Now his circuits are going haywire!

Agent Pleakley: So that's why he was freaking out.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: He can't control it. If it continues, his circuits will burn themselves out like supernova!

Agent Pleakley: Can you... can you fix him?

Dr. Jumba Jookiba: I must, or my little Stitch will shut down... for good.

Nani: [goes upstairs to Lilo's bedroom] Guys, family fun night. Everything's ready. Let's - What's going on?

Lilo Pelekai: We're increasing the flow of blood to our brains to make us think. We've only got 1 day and 23 hours...

Stitch: And 16 minutes

Lilo Pelekai: ...and 16 minutes left to come up with the winning idea, so please leave us alone to think.

Stitch: Please.

Nani: Oh, you'll figure it out, and if you ask me, it's a perfect time to take a break.

Lilo Pelekai, Stitch: Pass.

Nani: I said, if you ask me...

Lilo Pelekai: We kinda didn't ask you.

Nani: That's it, you two! I have been cooking for hours and finally picked up the house just so we can have quality fun time like Mom used to. You're part of this family, and whether you like it or not, you are gonna come downstairs and have family fun. Fun, fun, fun!