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Justin: I feel like Danny Glover before he got too old for this shit.
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Ryan: We're the law, bitch!
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Ryan: I got promoted to sergeant.
Justin: You promoted yourself?
Ryan: Yeah, I feel like I deserved it.
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Justin: I look like somebody hit me in the face with Lil Wayne.
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Josie: Sorry, we don't serve liars here. Can I get you a cup of bullshit for the road?
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Ryan: That's what you GET!
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Ryan: Even the cops think we're cops.
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Pupa: It means suck balls and cock, you cock sucka.
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Justin: Life can get confusing, and you lose sight of the person you wanted to be. Sometimes, you have to go through hell and back. To see that the problems you thought were so big in your life, weren't so big after all. And that courage you always wanted, you always had it. You just needed to get in the game. And with hard work, and a little help from a friend, you can become that guy you have always wanted to be.
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Ryan: [reading a text message thread to try to calm a situation between two fighting women, as DeAndre] "What are you doing?"
Justin: [reluctantly sighs, as JaQuandae] "Eating soup, trying to lose some weight and stuff."
Ryan: "Girl, you ain't gotta lose shit, 'cause you fine as wine."
Justin: "Look, DeAndrae don't be texting me again, okay?"
Ryan: [to the women] You see?
Justin: "Unless you wanna get them nuts up in my guts."
[the fight ensues and escalates]
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