Lego Batman: The Movie - DC Super Heroes Unite Quotes

Lex Luthor: No, thanks. I don't want to get joy buzzed.

The Joker: Oh, don't worry. I didn't want to shake hands, I want your watch. Nice running into you. Let's do it again, sometime.

Lex Luthor: Oh, we will.

Superman: Hey, guys. Need a hand?

Batman: With what, parking?

Superman: Yeah, sorry, I wanted to be there for your award, I mean Bruce Wayne's award.

Robin: Me too. Kids aren't invited.

Lex Luthor: How would you like to be out of Arkham right now, and given a chance to take revenge on Batman and the rest of this ungrateful city?

The Joker: Well, I'd have to be crazy to say no to that offer. Unless you're just one of the voices in my head. In which case, I'm crazy anyway.

Batman: You got dressed fast.

Robin: Well, I just started sleeping in costume now.

Robin: Uh, Batman, maybe he can help with this. I mean, he's had a lot of experience dealing with Lex Luthor.

Batman: We don't need him.

Robin: Well it seems just like now we needed him.

Batman: We would have been fine jumping off the roof.

Robin: I think we would've broken our legs.

Batman: We've broken our legs before.

Robin: Yeah, but I didn't like it. I mean, if we just call him.

Batman: Robin, we can't go through life expecting Superman or anyone else to save us whenever things get tough. The only people we can rely on is ourselves.

Robin: Why do we have so much of this stuff?

Batman: I keep it in case Superman decides to be a bad guy one day.

Robin: You expect the worst of everybody.

Batman: Yeah.

Superman: [hears a Muzak version of Superman theme] What's that song? Sounds familiar.

Batman: I don't listen to music.

The Joker: Wait a second. What are you going to do the Dynamic Dumb-Dumb?

Lex Luthor: Joker, I have an election to win.

The Joker: But who will I play with if he's dead?

Lex Luthor: Robin's still around. If we eliminate Batman, Robin will probably put on the suit and say he's Batman.

Batman: [chasing after Joker] We're here to get those valuables you stole, Joker.

Robin: And Bruce Wayne's Man of the Year award!

The Joker: This is my award!

[slaps a sticker on it]

The Joker: It very clearly says "Me Joker"!

Robin: [stammers] You just stuck that on there!

[the helicopter swerves to the side]

Robin: Whoa!

Batman: Robin, focus on your flying.

Robin: Sorry. Whoa!

Robin: [having surprised Catwoman] Holy baloney! Totally scared Catwoman! Did you see that? Ha!

Batman: [urgently] Robin.

Robin: Oh, come on. You gotta give me this one!

[all of Batman's rouges drop down from above behind Robin. Catwoman gets close to Robin]

Catwoman: Now Robin, what were you saying? Something catty I believe?

Catwoman: [Robin's chasing Catwoman through the maze] You're not going to find any cheese in this maze, Ratboy!

Robin: Ratboy? How do you get "Ratboy" from "Robin"?

Batcomputer: Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

Robin: Someone's broken into the Batcave?

Batman: The fake kryptonite. It was a homing device. We were set up!

The Joker: Hello! Anybody home? We're here and we brought dessert.

Superman: [saves Batman and Robin from a falling rock] Hey, guys. Sorry it took me a second.

[throws the rock down. Batman takes his hand and as he flies upward, Robin grabs ahold of Batman. They manage to burst out of the ground to safety]

Superman: [he and Wonder Woman are holding up Wayne Tower] Thanks.

Wonder Woman: Don't let go yet.

Superman: I wasn't going to.

Green Lantern: Why is a giant robot climbing up Wayne Tower?

Cyborg: Giant robot? Let's get it!

Batman: Follow me. I, uh, know my way around this place.

Robin: What did you do with all the kryptonite?

Wonder Woman: I put it in a safe place. We might need it one day if Superman decides to go bad.

Batman: See? I'm not the only one.