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Darkness: Every wolf suffers fleas. 'Tis easy enough to scratch!
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Princess Lily: I hear a throat begging to be cut!
Darkness: Are you so eager to see blood flow?
Princess Lily: As eager as you are to drink it!
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Princess Lily: Are you afraid to kiss me, Jack?
Jack: I'm afraid you'll break my heart.
Princess Lily: Then still your heart, for you are dear to me as life itself.
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Darkness: The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity.
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Darkness: What is light without dark?
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[playing with the unicorn's horn]
Blix: Higher, higher, burning fire, making music like a choir!
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Princess Lily: This place holds more magic for me than any palace in the world.
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Blix: Black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch.
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Pox: [to Blix] You only got the shot in 'cause the Princess was there! Wrong! 'Twas Beauty led the Beast to bay!
Blunder: She was so sweet, I could eat her brains like jam!
Pox: I could suck her bones...
Blix: Enough! Better hurry. Dark Lord, he don't like to wait.
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Blix: This shot be just as sweet as pie.
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Blix: May be innocent, may be sweet... ain't half as nice as rotting meat.
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[the goblins spy on the unicorns]
Blunder: [pointing] Look! Ugly one-horned mule!
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Oona: What care I for human hearts? Soft and spiritless as porridge! A faerie's heart beats fierce and free!
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Blix: Mortal world turned to ice... Here be goblin paradise!
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Princess Lily: You are nothing but an animal!
Darkness: [laughs] We are all animals, m'lady.
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Screwball: I vote we run like hell.
Brown Tom: I second the motion.
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Jack: How do you know my name?
[cranes head away in annoyance from Oona, who is buzzing around his head]
Jack: Stop it! Go away!
Gump: I know everything, Jack. Yet I do not understand what has happened today. Suppose you tell me, Jack? You know these woods as well as any elf. Did you not see something odd today, any strange spirits? Did nothing untoward happen?
Jack: I took Lily to see the unicorn...
Gump: [In outrage] You did what?
[the other elves chatter noisily]
Gump: Silence!
[They hush]
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[repeated line]
Jack: I trust you, Lily.
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Meg Mucklebones: What a fine fat boy you are, Jack!
Jack: You don't really mean to eat me, do you, ma'am?
Meg Mucklebones: Oh, indeed I do!
[cackles]
Jack: That would be a shame because someone as fair and lovely as yourself, Miss Meg, deserves far better than scrawny me. Don't you think?
Meg Mucklebones: Think me fair, do you, Jack?
Jack: All the heavenly angels must envy your beauty.
Meg Mucklebones: [cackles] What a fine meal you'll make, be the rest of you as sweet as your tongue!
[cackles]
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Darkness: Oh, Mother Night! Fold your dark arms about me. Protect me in your black embrace. I sit alone, an impotent exile, whilst this form, this presence, returns to torment me!
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Darkness: Father, protect me!
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Darkness: I require the solace of the shadows and the dark of the night. Sunshine is my destroyer.
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Screwball: There's only one thing I want to know.
Brown Tom: What?
Screwball: WHY ME?
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Princess Lily: Neither country proverb nor King's command could keep me from the woods today.
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Blix: Magic horn is mine, mine, mine! Now all creatures will love the night, and worship goblins as divine.
Blunder: You shouldn't talk like that, Blix.
Blix: Why not? I've got the power now.
Blunder: [spits] Plenty big puff!
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Darkness: Eat... Drink...
Princess Lily: I do nothing for your pleasure!
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Darkness: You think you have won! What is light without dark? What are you without me? I am a part of you all. You can never defeat me. We are brothers eternal!
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Jack: I... I must be dreaming...
Gump: If life is a dream, better you dread the waking!
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Blix: Higher higher, burning fire, making music like a choir.
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[Look what we have been through. Look who you are. Have faith in yourself. It is the greatest lesson you have learned]
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Brown Tom: Goblins... shot me through me brain pan.
Screwball: That's one place an arrow won't do no harm!
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Jack: [solves the riddle] Flowers...? Bluebells! To hear them ring, it means your life is at an end!
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Gump: A Human laid hands upon a Unicorn! Jack!
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Gump: Love you say? Well, love is another matter.
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Jon Anderson: Holy lightening strikes all that's evil/ teaching us to love for goodness sake.
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Oona: You all look like mourners at your own funeral.
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Gump: You willful sprite! How dare you keep such secrets?
Oona: They're mine to keep.
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Oona: A Fairy's Love makes anything possible.
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Brown Tom: You! You're the cause of all our sorrows!
Princess Lily: I'm sorry! I didn't know!
Brown Tom: I'm not the one you should be asking.
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Jack: Who are you?
Gump: Here be a forest child and not know of Gump?
Jack: Gump, is it?
Gump: Honeythorn Gump, at your service.
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Gump: The Great Tree!
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Brown Tom: Ah, that's a Sad Sight for a Sober Man!
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Brown Tom: Before next Tuesday's Dark! They done for me.
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Brown Tom: You're a plucky little partridge, aren't you?
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Darkness: Dreams are my speciality. Through dreams I influence mankind...
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Princess Lily: Teach me rabbit!
Jack: Not today
Princess Lily: But I'm your best student.
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Darkness: I've found my true mate and you know it. Beneath the skin, we are already one. Was it not your sin that trapped the unicorn? Even now the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you.
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Jack: Ask me your Riddle, and Pray God my answer pleases you.
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Oona: [Crying, VO] If you could see your Princess now!
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[first lines]
Darkness: I am the Lord of Darkness. I require the solace of the shadows and the dark of the night. Sunshine is my destroyer. All this shall change. Tonight, the sun sets forever. There shall never be another dawn.
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Darkness: Ah, Blix. Come closer.
Blix: You summoned me, lordship?
Darkness: Are you not the most, loathsome of my goblins?
Blix: Truly, master.
Darkness: And is your heart black, and full of hate?
Blix: Black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch.
Darkness: That is why I have called you here. Since I must remain in darkness, you shall be my eyes and ears.
Blix: You do me a great honor, lord.
Darkness: Something troubles me... I feel a presence in the forest... A force I have mercifully almost forgotten.
Blix: Must be dread indeed to trouble you, lordship.
Darkness: Looking upon these frail creatures, one would not think that they could contain such power. One could rule the universe with it.
[points to Blix]
Darkness: You must find them for me, and destroy them.
Blix: What did they look like, lord?
Darkness: [grabs the dagger and points Blix's forehead] FOOL! Let this serve to remind you: The creature is crowned with a single spiral, reaching like an antenna straight to heaven.
Blix: I get the point, lord.
Darkness: Bring the horns to me.
[throws the knife on the table]
Darkness: You will be well rewarded. You shall be a prince, here in my realm.
Blix: A rare privilege, master... Why should I look, sire?
Darkness: There is only one lure for such disgusting goodness, one bait that never fails.
Blix: What be this bait? Please, you teach me.
Darkness: Innocence, innocence.
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Jack: [yells] Darkness!
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Blix: Wow.
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