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Hagan: One more word out of you...
Zach: You gonna what? You gonna double arrest me?
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Woody: Is that it?
Zach: No, it's another spaceship that fell out of the sky, dumbass.
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Zach: Guys, guys, guys. Help, help. Hagan, I promise I won't try and bang your daughter. Third base tops.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson: My calculations show that, scientifically, we're screwed.
Lazer Team Quotes
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