[opening title narration]

Narrator: In New York City's war on crime, the worst criminal offenders are pursued by the detectives of the Major Case Squad. These are their stories.
Detective Alexandra Eames: You two have a play date?
Detective Robert Goren: One thing this line of work teaches us is that guys will do anything for love.
Detective Alexandra Eames: When tourists take a bite of the Big Apple, the apple isn't supposed to bite back.
Mr. Smythe: Four counts of manslaughter. That's what I get for overestimating the intelligence of a grand jury.

Detective Alexandra Eames: Just be grateful the D.A. let you off with a plea bargain.

Mr. Smythe: I don't consider shutting down my website a bargain. All right, Joanie and Chachi, right? This is the last chat I have for them.

Detective Alexandra Eames: Thank you, you can go do your little dance in Hell now.
Detective Robert Goren: Well, she didn't believe in heaven and hell, so how would she know the devil was massaging her neck?
Detective Alexandra Eames: We have that Ukrainian politician to thank for that.
Detective Alexandra Eames: Sex fiend and a bully, politics is a perfect place for him.
Detective Mike Logan: You want fun? Date a cop.
Detective Robert Goren: Wait, you can't leave now that the cat's out of the bag!
Detective Alexandra Eames: A divorce lawyer - the gift that keeps on giving.
Detective Alexandra Eames: [seeing Goren reading a book written by a suspect] What are you doing, underlining the dirty parts?
Detective Alexandra Eames: [to Goren] The way she was making googly eyes at you I thought you were getting through to her.
Detective Robert Goren: Woohoo! Steamy!
Captain James Deakins: Try to curb your enthusiasm.

Detective Robert Goren: I'll curb it when we get this freak locked in a box.
Detective Alexandra Eames: [on the phone] Sure, we'll be right over.
Captain James Deakins: We need to go public.
Detective Robert Goren: Bing! Right here.

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Law & Order: Criminal Intent short comments

Addison 2022-03-19 09:01:11

Rewatching the first season, it feels different. The screenwriter gave Fatty God's perspective, everything is in one sentence, and the degree of knowledge is staggering. Basically, in the end, Chubby won the battle by mouth. The criminals were very good in front, but in the end they were vulnerable and unbelievable.
Kaci 2022-03-24 09:03:51

I like this one from the LO series the most. It is a traditional criminal investigation drama with detailed reasoning, but the character design is still not as good as my steamed bread. Except for Chubby, everyone else is soy sauce. . It's good to focus on CASE, but after all, there are N seasons, if the group portraits can be more distinct, it will be very advantageous.