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[opening scene]
Po: [dark screen] Hurry, we're running out of time!
Mantis: Keep it down!
Tigress: Who's hand is that?
Mantis: I don't even have hands!
Po: Quiet! You'll compromise the mission!
Mantis: [inaudible] Does it look like I have hands?
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Oogway: Remember the path!
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Master Flying Rhino: I'm proud of you, son!
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Money Bunny: You fight for money right?
Rhino: [puts the money back in her hand] No, we fight for honor.
[takes the Wu Sisters' flag and breaks in in half]
Rhino: It's time to change course!
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Pig Server: Ugh, who *cares* who wins? Those three are a disgrace to Kung Fu.
Oogway: [wisely] I fear they will all lose. Until they find a battle *worth fighting.*
Pig Server: [bored] Yeah, hear that all the time. Did you want to see the dessert menu?
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Su Wu: Ahhh... There's no place like fortress.
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Oogway: When the path you walk always leads back to yourself, you never get anywhere.
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Ox: And *how* do you know this?
Oogway: A little birdie told me.
Little Birdie: [emerges] Hey, how's it going?
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Ox: Ah! Oh! Bad turtle! Bad turtle! Stay away from me!
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Young Croc: *Why* does everyone think we only do things for money?
Su Wu: Because you do.
Rhino: No. We *did*.
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Rhino: Master Oogway! You're alive!
Young Croc: But we saw you fall to your death!
Oogway: No, you saw me *fall*.
Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters Quotes
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Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters
Director: Tony Leondis
Language: English Release date: December 13, 2011