Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters Quotes

  • [opening scene]

    Po: [dark screen] Hurry, we're running out of time!

    Mantis: Keep it down!

    Tigress: Who's hand is that?

    Mantis: I don't even have hands!

    Po: Quiet! You'll compromise the mission!

    Mantis: [inaudible] Does it look like I have hands?

  • Oogway: Remember the path!

  • Master Flying Rhino: I'm proud of you, son!

  • Money Bunny: You fight for money right?

    Rhino: [puts the money back in her hand] No, we fight for honor.

    [takes the Wu Sisters' flag and breaks in in half]

    Rhino: It's time to change course!

  • Pig Server: Ugh, who *cares* who wins? Those three are a disgrace to Kung Fu.

    Oogway: [wisely] I fear they will all lose. Until they find a battle *worth fighting.*

    Pig Server: [bored] Yeah, hear that all the time. Did you want to see the dessert menu?

  • Su Wu: Ahhh... There's no place like fortress.

  • Oogway: When the path you walk always leads back to yourself, you never get anywhere.

  • Ox: And *how* do you know this?

    Oogway: A little birdie told me.

    Little Birdie: [emerges] Hey, how's it going?

  • Ox: Ah! Oh! Bad turtle! Bad turtle! Stay away from me!

  • Young Croc: *Why* does everyone think we only do things for money?

    Su Wu: Because you do.

    Rhino: No. We *did*.

  • Rhino: Master Oogway! You're alive!

    Young Croc: But we saw you fall to your death!

    Oogway: No, you saw me *fall*.