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Roy Miller: Nobody follow us or I kill myself and then her!
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Roy Miller: [from trailer] On the count of 3. Ready? 1...
[June runs around madly while she is shot at wildly]
June Havens: Sorry! I panicked!
Roy Miller: What number would you like?
June Havens: Three. Yeah, let's just stick with three. It's good.
Roy Miller: Okay...
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Roy Miller: [from trailer] Some people are gonna come looking for you now.
June Havens: Why?
Roy Miller: They'll tell you I'm mentally unstable and violent and dangerous and it will all sound very convincing.
June Havens: I'm already convinced.
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Roy Miller: [from trailer] June, I think I'd get down now.
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June Havens: The pilots are dead?
Roy Miller: Shot.
June Havens: Shot... By who?
Roy Miller: Uh, me. Actually, I shot the first pilot... he shot the second pilot accidentally. It's just... one of those things.
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Roy Miller: Someday. That's a dangerous word. It's really just a code for 'never'.
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Roy Miller: [speaking to June] By the way, your timing on the door... sublime...
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June Havens: [whispering to Rodney] He's the guy!
Rodney: [addressing Milner] I'm sorry. Who are you again?
June Havens: [whispering to Rodney louder] He's the guy!
Roy Miller: I'm the guy.
Rodney: You're the guy?
Roy Miller: I'm the guy!
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Roy Miller: What day is it today?
June Havens: It's "someday"!
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June Havens: [to self, primping in the airplane toilet's mirror] Ha! What kind of line is that? It's... it's a good line!
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[first lines]
June Havens: [to fellow line stander] Sorry.
June Havens: [to agent] So I'm going to make it onto an earlier flight, right?
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Roy Miller: [about June's flight bump] Sometimes things happen for a reason.
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[repeated line]
Roy Miller: That's a beautiful dress.
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[repeated line]
Roy Miller: You've got skills.
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Roy Miller: I've been trained to dismantle a bomb in the pitch black with nothing but a safety pin and a Junior Mint, I think I can get you in and out of some clothes without... looking. I'm not saying that's what I did.
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June Havens: Whenever there's bad guys like you around, Roy's not too far away.
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June Havens: Roy, I've been trained to rebuild a 6 speed transmission with nothing but a pair of pliers and a crescent wrench. I think I can get you into a pair of shorts without looking. I'm not saying that's what I did.
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[last lines]
Molly: Did you order tickets to South America?
Frank Jenkins: Molly, I didn't order tickets to anywhere.
Molly: You don't know what you're typing on that computer, Frank.
Frank Jenkins: Molly.
Molly: Well then we must have won them.
Frank Jenkins: Molly!
Molly: Well, we're going aren't we?
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Simon Feck: oh god, just die.
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Roy Miller: I think a lot about things I haven't done. Dive in the Great Barrier Reef; ride the Orient Express; live on the Amalfi Coast with nothing but a motorcycle and a backpack; kiss a stranger on the balcony of the Hotel Du Cap.
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June Havens: Why am I in a bikini?
Roy Miller: We're in the tropics...
June Havens: How did I get into the bikini, Roy?
Roy Miller: June... I have been trained to disable a bomb in the pitch black with nothing but a Junior Mint and a tooth pick. I think I can get you in and out of some clothes without... looking... I'm not saying that's what I did.
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Roy Miller: I did warn you not to get on the plane.
June Havens: When? How?
Roy Miller: When I said, 'Sometimes things happen for a reason'.
June Havens: That's not a warning, Roy! That's like a saying on a bumper sticker. Next time, try, "June, if you get on that plane, you will freaking die!"
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June Havens: Please... stop shooting people!
Roy Miller: Okay. I understand. You stay here while I go talk to the guys back in the tunnel.
[stands up with his gun in hand]
Roy Miller: Actually, I'm going to go shoot them, but I'll be back!
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Roy Miller: We lost the pilots.
June Havens: Where did they go?
Roy Miller: Well, they were, uh... shot.
June Havens: Who shot them?
Roy Miller: Well, um, me.
June Havens: [starts cracking up] Ha! This is great!
Roy Miller: [laughs sarcastically] Well, I'm glad you're taking this so well.
[stands up and walks to the cockpit]
June Havens: Where are you going?
Roy Miller: To land the plane. Put on your seatbelt, please.
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June Havens: [runs into the cockpit] They're all dead out there!
[Looks around]
June Havens: They're all dead in here, too!
Roy Miller: Oh, hi, come in!
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June Havens: I think I feel like having sex. We have really great sex.
Roy Miller: Did they give you something?
June Havens: Uh-huh.
Roy Miller: You should hydrate.
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