Kikujiro Quotes

  • Masao: By the way, Mister, what is your name?

    Kikujiro: It's Kikujiro, dammit.

  • [after trying out several unkind methods to get a ride with someone, Masao and Kikujiro finally succeeds]

    Masao: You see? Asking politely is easier.

    Kikujiro: [chuckles] Shut up, smart-ass.

  • Kikujiro: [to the teenagers who have stolen Masao's lunch money] Hand over more money or I'll kill you guys!

    Kikujiro's Wife: Quit playing gangster!

  • Kikujiro: Hey, Baldy, you didn't have to take everything off jackass!

  • Kikujiro: You're a farmer, huh?

    Man at Bus Stop: No, no. I'm a banker.

    Kikujiro: You're kidding. With a face like that?