Khakee Quotes

  • Yashwant Angre: Welcome... Welcome to Chandangarh.

  • DCP Anant Kumar Shrivastav: We are scheduled to leave for Chandangarh at 11am, and if everything goes according to plan, we'll be back here with Ansari on the day after. But we have to do this carefully, and within the framework of the law... follow the rules. This enemy we are up against has no name, nor face. We don't know how many of the enemy there are, except that there are many in number. We don't know what kind of weapons they have, except that they are better than ours. We don't know when, where or how they will ambush us. But we know they will surely attack. To get Ansari released, they can go to any extent, so be careful. Any questions? Fine. We leave in 10 minutes. Good luck, gentlemen.

    [officers salute]

  • Yashwant Angre, Former Police Officer: Any last wish?

    Sr. Inspector Shekhar Verma: Please don't tell anybody how I was killed... or people will stop believing in relationships and love.

  • Yashwant Angre, Former Police Officer: Yeh ishq hai bhi ajeeb funda!

    Mahalaxshmi: Duty ke waqt dil lagana acchi baat nehi. Tum apni duty se chuke, main nehi.

    Sr. Inspector Shekhar Verma: Main kaise mara Yeh baat kisi se batana nehi, warna logo ka vishwash uth jayega pyar mohabbat se. Don't tell anybody how did I die, or else people's faith would be lost from love.

    Sr. Inspector Shekhar Verma: Aur Pehla Goli yeh mujh per chalayegi.

  • Yashwant Angre: To survuve you have to be lucky everytime but I have to be lucky only once.

  • Minister Deodhar: It would be better if you stop making these useless statements. All the press conferences, media hype, it's all a sham. You won't be harmed in any respect. Now listen to me very carefully: I am promoting you to Additional Commissioner. And furthermore to Commissioner as well. You'll retire super wealthy. And your other compatriots will be promoted too.

    DCP Anant Kumar Shrivastav: And Dr. Ansari ?

    Minister Deodhar: Ansari ? He was a traitor, got killed.

    [Gets tensed on Amitabh Bachchan approaching him, but just stops]

    Minister Deodhar: Don't overburden yourself, get your daughter married with all the pomp, I'll handle the expenses.

    DCP Anant Kumar Shrivastav: [In a light but angry tone] Just feel fortunate that I still haven't lost my faith in the Law, else I would cut off your tongue.

    Minister Deodhar: Look Anant..

    DCP Anant Kumar Shrivastav: [Interrupting Deodhar] Whatever you want to say, say it in the court. Got it.

    [Starts to leave]

    Minister Deodhar: [shouts from behind] Hey hold it. What's gonna happen if you take me to the court ? NOTHING

    [Shows his thumb as an insult]

    Minister Deodhar: . History is witness to the fact, so many scams took place, so many enquiry commissions were established, so many cases were filed against ministers and politicians. But none of them was imprisoned. Till date, no politician in this country has been jailed or ever will. This is the unmentioned law of the land.

    DCP Anant Kumar Shrivastav: This law will change Deodhar, and the first example would be set out of you. And you better pray it does happen. Coz if it doesn't, I'll beat you so much that even your wounds will ask from which part of the body should they arise now.

  • ACP Naidu: [Beaten and punched to his terrace sofa by Amitabh Bachchan] No Anant. Try to understand. Deodhar's reach and resources are beyond your limits. You won't be able to incriminate him.

    DCP Anant Kumar Shrivastav: [Slapping Prakash Raj] If a helpless man on the street says this, I can understand

    [repeatedly slaps Pakash Raj]

    DCP Anant Kumar Shrivastav: . If a politician like Deodhar, blinded by his lust for power says this, I can again understand

    [again repeatedly slaps Prakash Raj]

    DCP Anant Kumar Shrivastav: . If a psychopathic murderer like Angre says this, I can still understand

    [again repeatedly slaps Prakash Raj]

    DCP Anant Kumar Shrivastav: . But you ? You had taken the oath to protect the law alongside me. You're saying this ? You ?

    [Keeps beating Prakash Raj]

    ACP Naidu: [Bleeding from his head] Please. Please don't beat me. I am with you. I'll support you. Just don't hurt me.

    DCP Anant Kumar Shrivastav: [Grabs Prakash Raj by his collar] I don't need someone like you by my side. I don't bloody need you

    [Throws Prakash Raj out of the glass window but grabs him by the throat]

  • DCP Anant Kumar Shrivastav: [Catching up with the rest at hospital entrance, having lost all hope] This mission is over for all of you.

    [All characters looking towards Amitabh Bachchan confused]

    DCP Anant Kumar Shrivastav: By now I am sure you have realised that the very people who sent us to apprehend Ansari don't want Ansari to reach the court. In such circumstances it's near to impossible to get Ansari to the court. If we are to continue this mission, our battle will be against the entire establishment and for once even if we do succeed in our motive, we will face reprisals from the government. We'll get suspended, dismissed or even jailed. I've decided I'll go the distance. You people are young, you've your entire lives ahead of you. I'd like all of you to return back home.

    [Turns around to enter the hospital]

    Sr. Inspector Shekhar Verma: Well done Sir. You want to do all the noble deeds all alone. Ok, I accept I've been a bad cop, done a lot of awful things. But this is the only time I am getting a chance at redemption, and you want to grab it from me ? I am not going back. Last night, I was exceptionally rude to you, for that I apologize, but please don't send me back Sir.

    [Crying]

    Sr. Inspector Shekhar Verma: If you wouldn't take me along, I would tail you. But I am coming with you.

    Constable Kamlesh Sawant: I am also with you Sir. To the end.

    Constable Gajanan Mhatre: I am also with you Sir. If I lose this job, be it.

    Sub Inspector Ashwin Gupte: I am also with you Sir. But only till we can get Ansari to Mumbai. Once there, I am resigning from this job.

    Mahalaxshmi: [Reluctantly] I too would like to accompany you Sir.

    DCP Anant Kumar Shrivastav: Alright. If that's so, from now on, there's no communication with Mumbai.

  • Minister Deodhar: [Watching Amitabh Bachchan's live statement to the television media regarding Ansari's case] Did you just hear what this guy said ? He happens to be chosen by you for God sake.

    ACP Naidu: Calm down. I'll call him over to my office and talk him out of this.

    Minister Deodhar: [Sarcastically angry] Ohh right, I forgot all what YOU care about is the chair of position, not the one who occupies it.

    ACP Naidu: It's not so. Please just relax. Have tea.

    Minister Deodhar: [Angrily throws off all utensils and shouts] Damn it !

  • Minister Deodhar: Any updates ? Any news on their whereabouts ?

    ACP Naidu: None. But Angre and his men are upto the task.

    Minister Deodhar: It's all your fault. You chose this guy to lead this mission. You know why Ansari is silent till now ? Coz he's lost all faith in the government and he'll speak only when he reaches the court. Only he knows the location to that file which contains details of all my activities.

    ACP Naidu: I told you from the start, you should've had Ansari killed in Chandangarh itself. Nevertheless, Angre will figure something out.

    Minister Deodhar: Naidu, tell me, how did you reach this designation of yours ?

    ACP Naidu: I took the elevator.

    Minister Deodhar: I had to climb stairs. I stepped on corpses to reach this position. Several of them happened to be loved ones. In a few months, I am gonna be the Chief Minister and all of a sudden all this fiasco ! No, I ain't losing this bet.

    Deodhar's Staff: Sir, there's a Press Eountrage downstairs, asking if you wish to make a statement.

    ACP Naidu: Just tell them NO COMMENTS

    Minister Deodhar: Of course I have a statement to issue. Tell them I'll be downstairs in a few moments. Naidu, the task you and Angre couldn't fulfill, will now be fulfilled by the public itself.

  • Yashwant Angre, Former Police Officer: [after using Aishwarya Rai as shield in the crossfire, killing her] Some people are useful in their lifetime, some in death. You came in handy as long as you were alive as well as now when you are dead.

    [Throws her with an evil smile]

  • Yashwant Angre: [On the swing in the dark at the remote house, in a calm threatening voice] Good evening. Sorry I arrived unannounced. But what can I do, this government job of mine forces me to.

    [Looking at a confused Amitabh Bachchan]

    Yashwant Angre: Don't be so stunned DCP Sir, I report to the same authorities as you do. The only difference is you draw your salaries in cheques, I collect mine in cash.

    [Sarcastically]

    Yashwant Angre: And it's JUST a little more than yours. Smartass Shekhar, rookie Ashwin, how'll THEY save Dr. Ansari.

    [to his henchmen]

    Yashwant Angre: Find them !

    [Pointing to Amitabh Bachchan]

    Yashwant Angre: .

    [Touching Aishwarya Rai]

    Yashwant Angre: Mahalakshmi, are you gonna do my postmortem

    [smiling]

    Yashwant Angre: .

    [to Amitabh Bachchan]

    Yashwant Angre: Your wife's damn gorgeous, so is your daughter. But you couldn't even ever remain alongside them. I'll take very good care of them once you're gone

    [gets punched by Amitabh Bachchan]

    Yashwant Angre: .

    [Preventing his henchmen from shooting Amitabh Bachchan]

    Yashwant Angre: No !. Mac ? Put a gun on his head.

    Mac: Right Sir.

    Yashwant Angre: [Pointing to Kamlesh Sawant] Common, slap this senior officer of yours.

    Constable Kamlesh Sawant: [Horrified] No, I can't do it. Kill me instead please.

    Yashwant Angre: I'll come to that as well. But if you don't slap him now, you'll see his brains splattered on the floor. I'll count to three. One...

    Constable Kamlesh Sawant: Please, I beg you.

    Yashwant Angre: Two

    [Kamlesh Sawant lightly slaps Amitabh Bachchan]

    Yashwant Angre: . Damn. Kalua ?

    Kalua: Yes Sir ?

    Yashwant Angre: Did you hear anything ?

    Kalua: No Sir.

    Yashwant Angre: And when I was punched ?

    Kalua: Loud and clear Sir.

    Yashwant Angre: [to Kamlesh Sawant] Heard him. It should be audible to him. Again, I'll count to three. One..

    Constable Kamlesh Sawant: [Crying] I plead to you.

    Yashwant Angre: Two

    [Kamlesh Sawant tightly slaps Amitabh Bachchan]

    Yashwant Angre: .

    [Smiling]

    Yashwant Angre: Kalua ?

    Kalua: Now I heard it Sir.

    Yashwant Angre: [Pointing to D. Santosh] You too, slap your DCP, else I'll blow his brains out.

    Constable Gajanan Mhatre: [Scared] But please. I...

    Yashwant Angre: I'll count to three. One,

    [after a pause]

    Yashwant Angre: two

    [D. Santosh tightly slaps Amitabh Bachchan and cries heavily]

    Yashwant Angre: .

    [Smiling]

    Yashwant Angre: Kalua ?

    Kalua: I could hear that Sir

    Yashwant Angre: [Angrily grabbing Amitabh Bachchan by his collar in a cruel tone] This is what I call a true beating. The one who's punched cries, but the one who punches cries more. When you hit me, it hurt my skin. But when you got hit, it hurt your soul. Ever since I set out hunting for you, I thought I'll suck all the life out of you. But suddenly I realised survival doesn't mean anything to you. All what matters to you is Duty, Respect, Honour. I'll scratch all of this one by one. You'll be disgraced, stripped of this uniform, people will spit on you.

    DCP Anant Kumar Shrivastav: [In a composed and courageous tone] You saying anything wouldn't make a bloody difference Angre. Storms would approach the shores unchallenged, but only the flame of the candle will survive which has the will.

    [Gets punched by Ajay Devgan]

    Mac: Sir we think there are people hiding in the storehouse.

    Yashwant Angre: Get them.

  • Sr. Inspector Shekhar Verma: [Trying to cheer up Tusshar Kapoor at the hospital] Hey, why are you thinking to leave this job ? It's a guy like me who should resign. But I am trying to make a new start. You're far better than I am

    Sub Inspector Ashwin Gupte: [Replying in disillusion] Why exactly should I continue being a cop anyway ? So that I salute criminals like Naidu and Deodhar ? I won't be able to live with it. The reason I joined the police department is something the very system won't let me fulfill, so it's better I drop things here itself.

    [Local police officials arrive and camera directs towards Amitabh Bachchan at hospital reception]

Khakee

Director: Rajkumar Santoshi

Language: Hindi,Urdu Release date: January 23, 2004