Keith Quotes

Keith: [after he kisses Natalie] We should probably leave.

Natalie: Yeah.

Keith: We're lab partners.

Natalie: Yeah.

Keith: This is strictly a lab partnership.

Natalie: Absolutely.

Keith: And Walter would be very, very upset right now.

Keith: [to Walter Miles] I'll whip her into shape.

Natalie: [to Keith] Who the hell do you think you are?

Keith: Who do YOU think I am?

Keith: [spills liquid on chem table] Ohh, God.

Natalie: Be careful, would you?

Keith: Am I gonna be in trouble for that? Are you gonna punish me for this?

Natalie: I might have to.

Keith: 'Cause you know how I feel about all that stuff.

Natalie: Look, partner, you know the deal.

Keith: But those spiky heels really hurt me.

Natalie: Keith, you've been a bad boy and now you gonna pay the price.

[Keith groans]

Natalie: [looking at the people sharing their chem lab table who are staring] Do you mind?

Natalie: Fuck you.

Keith: You just did, partner.

Natalie: Where you been the last two weeks?

Keith: "Last two weeks?" What, do you come here every day?

Keith: Wake up, Natalie. Don't you see what happened here? You had a beautiful life, and I had shit. I hated your guts. I wanted to take you down, I wanted to make you as miserable as I am, and that is exactly what I did. Now, how's that for a goodbye?

Natalie: Pretty lame.

Keith: Face it, Anderson, I screwed you. I screwed you big time.

Natalie: So you screwed me. So what? Me? I made love to you.

Keith: I had it all figured out, so I cut out early? Who cares? It's probably a good thing. Life sucks, anyway. Then I met you, and it got weird. And you were so amazing. And I...

Natalie: What? What?

Keith: I just wanted a little more time. So all in all, I'd say you're the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Goodbye, partner.

Keith: What are we doing? Really.

Natalie: This is the goodbye scene.

Keith: Let's not. Okay?

Natalie: Why didn't you tell me?

Keith: Everybody bites it sooner or later. I'm just in the AP class, ahead of the game.

Natalie: Always the joke.

Keith: Al says it's a phase. It'll stop soon, but hey, at least it wasn't about the sympathy for the sick kid.

Natalie: That's not fair.

Keith: Is Duke fair? Is Europe fair? At this rate I won't even make it to London, Ontario. Is that fair? Bowling, that's what I get. Bowling.

Natalie: In case you haven't heard: picnics - they usually take place outdoors.

Keith: Oh, is that what it says in the officaial picnic rulebook?

Keith: I've been thinking about what you said, about that concrete goal.

Alan Ascher: And?

Keith: I think I've nailed it. I feel really good about this one, Al.

Alan Ascher: Lay it on me.

Keith: It's a girl.

Alan Ascher: Cool. What's she like?

Keith: You know. Smart, beautiful, popular. A classic TGFY. Too Good For You, Al.

Alan Ascher: But not for you?

Keith: Well, I'm sorta outside the whole high school food chain at this point, wouldn't you say?

Alan Ascher: So, are you gonna ask her out?

Keith: Ask her out? No, bad idea, no. I mean, where's the theraputic value in that?

Alan Ascher: So, what's the plan?

Keith: Simple, I'm gonna have fun with her.

[Unhappy with Keith as a chemistry lab partner, Natalie speaks to the teacher]

Mr. Miles: Keith is actually pretty sharp when he applies himself.

Natalie: Okay, but we kinda...

Mr. Miles: ...lack Chemistry?

Natalie: Yeah.

Mr. Miles: Try to make it work, okay?

[Natalie heads to the door. She just gets to it when Keith appears before the teacher as well]

Keith: About this Natalie Anderson thing: Walter, she's a complete anal-compulsive control freak. How do you expect me to work with that?

Keith: So you don't remember.

Natalie: What?

Keith: Well, I sit behind you in the sixth grade play, you were the princess and I was Russian Soldier #3.

Natalie: Don't remember that.

Keith: Of course not. A princess never remembers the little people.

Natalie: Excuse me while I cry for you.

Natalie: [Just after Keith stops his truck from going over the edge of the cliff] What the hell was that? You crazy? You don't do shit like that! You could get yourself killed!

Keith: Not to mention what would have happened to my truck.

Keith: [Keith shows up out of the blue in chemistry class] Four test tubes, three beakers, and a bunsen burner.

Mr. Miles: Yeah, okay, everything seems to be in order. Keys?

[Keith hands him his key]

Mr. Miles: Natalie? Key?

[Natalie hands him her key]

Keith: The end of chemistry as we know it.

Natalie: You're such a goddamn glib little actor! As far as I'm concerned, this is a really chicken shit goodbye!

[Natalie storms out of the room]

Keith: Don't worry, Walter, she was addressing her remarks to me.

Office Lady: Can I help you?

Natalie: Oh, we're just, uh, waiting for Mr. Richardson. He said he had to finish a phone call.

Office Lady: [skeptically] Okay.

Keith: [as soon as the office lady closes the door] Goddamn that Richardson!

Natalie: Yeah! Who does he think he is? That little monkey!

Keith: I'm sick of this shit! You know what, baby? We're going straight to the top! We're getting his little monkey-ass fired!

Natalie: Are you crazy? You don't do shit like that! You could get yourself killed!

Keith: Not to mention what would've happened to my truck.

Natalie: Did you want to go over?

Keith: I wasn't even close.

Natalie: Yes you were.

Keith: You don't know how 'close' is.