Kapoor & Sons Quotes

  • Rahul Kapoor: You're funny.

    Tia Malik: You're hot.

    [Awkward pause]

  • Wasim: I smell something burning.

    Arjun Kapoor: Hey Dharmendra, manage dude.

    Wasim: [Sniffs Arjun's ass] It's coming from your bum.

    Arjun Kapoor: Bastard!

    [Arjun friendly kicks Wasim]

    Wasim: Hey, piles man.