K2 Quotes

Harold: It's beautiful

Taylor Brooks: Course it's beautiful, did you think I'd take you to an ugly mountain?

Taylor Brooks: [to Harold] H! Fuck the rules!

[starts climbing a building]

Harold: What about, uh, Dallas? What's his name? What's his problem?

Taylor Brooks: Dallas Woolf. We went to Law School together. He was good in the classroom... I was better in the courtroom. There's no contest in the bedroom!

Harold: [Harold and Taylor are in a tent] Hey Taylor, you awake?

Taylor Brooks: No.

Taylor Brooks: If you ask me, it costs too much.

Harold: What?

Taylor Brooks: Love. It's way overpriced.

Taylor Brooks: Mrs. Perkins, dinner tonight?

Pam Perkins: What about it?

Taylor Brooks: Have it with me.

Pam Perkins: No.

Taylor Brooks: C'mon! Why not?

Pam Perkins: Look Mr. Brooks, I already have a date.

Taylor Brooks: Break it! Overtime.

Pam Perkins: Thanks. But I nerver shit where I eat.

Taylor Brooks: Oooh. I wasn't aware, Mrs. Perkins, you shat at all!

Taylor Brooks: You climatizing, Harold?

Harold: Good news or bad news when you bleed from your ears?

Taylor Brooks: Good news.

Taylor Brooks: What the Hell is goin' on?

Phillip Claiborne: Just lost the porters.

Takane Shimuzu: What are we going to do now?

Taylor Brooks: Fuck them. We don't need them, we are taking by ourselves.

Dallas Woolf: That's 7 tons of gear. When you wanna do this, before or after you get dressed?

Taylor Brooks: I didn't make the world the way it is, Harold. I'm just trying to get through it, as fast and as clean as possible.

Harold: [after staring straight at him for 5 seconds] We ALL make the world the way it is.

Taylor Brooks: Yeah, well, we know who made this.

[Taylor tosses his unfinished bowl of oatmeal into the pot and exits the tent]

Harold: Check that out. I'm going to free the whole pitch.

Harold: Really? You know what I love about you Taylor? You're too dumb to let reality stand in the way of success.

Taylor Brooks: Summit Party to base camp. Jacki, are you still with us?

Jacki: Taylor, Harold, where are you?

Taylor Brooks: We're on top of the fucking world! That was the idea, wasn't it?

Jacki: Woo hoo! That's great!

Phillip Claiborne: Congratulations!

Taylor Brooks: Yeah Phillip, it's the top spot.

Phillip Claiborne: How's the view up there?

Taylor Brooks: Well, it's probably not as good as the one from your office, but it'll do.