Justice League vs. Teen Titans Quotes

  • Koriand'r: We didn't know anything about Raven when we took her in except that she needed a home. A place to grow.

    Robin: I was taught that knowledge was power and you knew nothing about her.

    Koriand'r: How much do you have to know when people are in need? Garfield was 11 when his genetics kicked in and gave him green skin and powers. We still don't know the purpose of Jaime's alien armor or all of its abilities. We just knew they needed help. You have to have a little faith sometimes.

    Robin: Faith is belief based on an absence of data.

  • Raven: You know you're naked, right?

    Beast Boy: Huh? Aah!

    [rushes to clothe himself]

    Beast Boy: I overslept. Was rushing. Forgot to put on my uniform. Okay? So I sleep in the nude. So what? Animals are naked. I'm the entire animal kingdom cramed into a single magnificent specimen.

    Raven: You're something cramed into something.

  • Starfire: This is an opportunity for us to become more familiar with each other.

    Blue Beetle: How much more familiar can we get? We've already seen Garfield lick himself.

    Robin: As a dog?

    Raven: I wish.

  • Beast Boy: Your mom did it with Satan?

  • Wonder Woman: [after seeing a movie] Don't get me wrong, I love catching up on popular culture but the harsh language was entirely unnecessary, and the female lead seemed to only be present in order to be rescued by the leading man. But all in all, I found myself reasonably diverted.

  • Robin: I could have driven myself.

    Nightwing: After the stunt you pulled, you're lucky to be allowed within ten feet of a steering wheel.

    Robin: So, this is my punishment? Enduring a bunch of schoolchildren?

    Nightwing: This is not punishment. Hopefully, you'll learn to be part of a team. And they're not children. They're teenagers.

    Robin: Worse.

    Nightwing: Don't tell me Damian Wayne is afraid of a little socializing.

    Robin: I'm not afraid of anything. Teammates are a liability.

    Nightwing: Really? Then, what am I to you?

    Robin: An unavoidable irritation.

  • Robin: You buried me in a worthless position to keep me out of the way. And I solved the entire problem.

    Batman: This isn't about you. It's about teamwork.

    Robin: All I see is a lot of ineffectual grandstanding. Which is why I prefer to work alone.

    Cyborg: ...And my dad thinks I'm difficult.

    The Flash: [to Batman] Have you ever considered boarding school?

  • Starfire: Jaime's right. That scarab is not a pet. It may be fused to Jaime's spine, but it's not exactly under his control.

    Raven: [to Beast Boy] It's like you and your pants.

  • Batman: Where does all that food go if you don't have a stomach?

    Cyborg: You don't wanna know.

  • Batman: [after Superman is possessed] I've alerted Trevor. With any luck, military satellites are tracking him now.

    Wonder Woman: And what will we do? Wait for him to pull the moon from the sky?

    Batman: No, we'll get...

    [pause]

    Batman: He hasn't said anything about doing something like that, has he?

  • Ra's al Ghul: You dare disobey me? Have you forgotten your heritage? You are an al Ghul.

    Robin: No... I'm a Titan!