John Constantine: I expect the worst, so I prepare for the worst, and when the worst happens, I'm ready. But my outlook doesn't alter the reality of the world.
[first lines]

Business Woman: [on phone and her car is rear-ended] Well, just great! No, not the presentation. That's terrible. Some idiot just hit me.
John Constantine: Bollocks! In what bloody plane of existence does four of a kind lose?
Jason Blood: John Constantine, the man who perfected the bad idea.
Black Orchid: Powerful in true magic. Angry at John. This, I understand. Yet, you still have feelings for him.

Zatanna: I could kill him.
Black Orchid: You exude pain. Your life is a patchwork of blackness with no time for joy. How do you cope with it?

Batman: I have a butler.
John Constantine: Point is, even deities can get it wrong. It's how we got the appendix, Neanderthals and Reality TV.
Batman: [to Constantine and Zatanna who are arguing] He's dead and I accept the risks. So, can we get to it, or do you two need a timeout?
John Constantine: Jason's not the murdery type. He's chock full of honor, loyalty, and rubbish of that sort.
Jason Blood: [to Constantine] Someone else dislikes you? Shocking.
John Constantine: [to Destiny] Is that a sword in your chest, or are you just glad to see me?

Jason Blood: Merlin sends his regards. And by the way, you lose.
[last lines]

John Constantine: [as Black Orchid hands Constantine and Zatanna a pint of brew] Now, that's what I call making yourself useful, love.
Batman: The League had a run-in with Faust, but his location isn't in our database.

John Constantine: Yeah, well, wizards don't make a habit of signing up for credits cards or social media.
Batman: The criminally insane don't need magic as an excuse. I recommend spending more time on the streets instead of flying over them.

[Leaves]

Green Lantern: Hmm. He's even friendlier than they say.
Batman: I hope those elephants survived. You don't want PETA on your back.

Zatanna: You're assuming they were real in the first place. How are you, Bruce?

Batman: I'm fine, Zatanna. Busy. You know where I can find John Constantine?

Zatanna: No.

Batman: You must have some idea.

Zatanna: We don't keep in touch.
Ritchie Simpson: Still wondering what Batman's doing in my living room. And when is he gonna shut up, right?

[laughs]
[eulogy for Jason Blood]

Etrigan: For 500 years, he and I have been bound / A demon from Hell, a knight of renown / Though we were cursed to be slaves to each other / I know of no man I'd want more for a brother. Farewell, mortal.
Etrigan: So Constantine calls once more / Just like a greedy wanton...

John Constantine: Save the bloody rhymes, and stop that git!

Etrigan: Killjoy.
John Constantine: AGH! This is the monkey cage in Sumatra all over again! "Ooh, we need to save the monkeys", she said!

Zatanna: You are such an ass!

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Suzanne 2022-01-15 08:02:28

Without Mi Aotian, the quality instantly rises by 13 million times
Clifford 2022-03-17 09:01:07

7 points. Speaking of which, what I dislike most in Meiman is the so-called magic. When you want it to be strong, you are strong, and when you want it to be weak, you are weak. It's too casual to go back and forth. The whole film drove high and low, the first half of the hero assembly was not bad, but it suddenly changed in the back, and the final victory was even more funny. The entire Justice League is basically a background. . . pitful. . .