Just Like Heaven Quotes

  • Father Flanagan: [while splashing holy water on the wood floor] The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!

    Elizabeth Masterson: [to David] You're mopping that up.

  • Elizabeth Masterson: [after remembering that she was a doctor] I may have been a lonely home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives!

  • Jack Houriskey: God made alcohol as a social lubricant. To make men brave, and to make women loose.

  • David Abbott: [Elizabeth's ghost is disappearing, she is about to die] Help her! Somebody Help her! Elizabeth!

  • Darryl: Can't you feel that, man? There's like this cancer-causing ray of spirit hate searing right towards your body.

  • [last lines]

    Darryl: Righteous.

  • David Abbott: Darryl!

    Darryl: Dude!

    David Abbott: Yeah.

    Darryl: Whoa, whoa, whoa, the spirit's with you, isn't it? You can't bring that thing in here, what're you thinking, bro?

    David Abbott: Listen, man, you were right about her. She's alive.

    Darryl: Righteous.

    David Abbott: But she's in a coma and her family is gonna take her off of life support.

    Darryl: Not so righteous. So, what, are you guys socializing now?

    David Abbott: We've acclimated.

    Darryl: Yeah, I can tell. In fact, I'm sensing some intense feelings she has for you, bro.

    David Abbott: Really?

    Elizabeth Masterson: No I don't!

    Darryl: Ooh, MAJOR red aura, SOMEBODY's embarrassed.

  • Maitre D': [from trailer] Whats wrong with him?

    Elizabeth Masterson: It's a tension pneumothorax

    David Abbott: I think it's a tension nemothax, sir.

    Elizabeth Masterson: Pneumothorax.

    David Abbott: Nuemathax, sir!

    Elizabeth Masterson: Pneumothorax!

    David Abbott: Numathurman.

    Elizabeth Masterson: Never mind

    David Abbott: Never mind!

  • Elizabeth Masterson: [Tries to pick up phone, but her hand passes right through it] What have you done to my phone?

  • David Abbott: Ok, I'm sorry, maybe you're not dead - maybe you're just really light

  • David Abbott: I... I can't stab a man!

  • Elizabeth Masterson: I'm completely capable of meeting men on my own.

    Abby Brody: I know, I'd just like you to meet one who isn't bleeding

    Elizabeth Masterson: I'll have you know that I have had two marriage proposals today

    Mr. Clarke: Marry me

    Elizabeth Masterson: Yes, of course Mr Clarke. Make that three!

  • Elizabeth Masterson: Oh my, this is more serious than I thought

    David Abbott: Go away, you don't exist!

    Elizabeth Masterson: I'm going to ask you a series of questions and I want you to answer honestly. Has your recent alcohol intake increased?

    David Abbott: Yeah. So?

    Elizabeth Masterson: So are you hearing voices or seeing things that aren't quite real?

    David Abbott: As a matter of fact, yeah

    Elizabeth Masterson: Well then, have you recently sought consult from a mental health care professional?

    David Abbott: What? How did you know that? Stay away from me!

    Elizabeth Masterson: Do you often feel paranoid, like people are out to get you?

    David Abbott: Why are you asking so many questions?

    Elizabeth Masterson: I'll take that as a yes. Listen to me. You have fantasised, quite convincingly that you have rented an apartment that in fact belongs to somebody else.

    Elizabeth Masterson: [Extra dialogue] I think you may need to come to terms with the fact that you may be mentally ill.

    Elizabeth Masterson: Really?

  • Elizabeth Masterson: I think I know what my unfinished business is.

    David Abbott: What?

    Elizabeth Masterson: You.

  • David Abbott: You're dead!

    Elizabeth Masterson: Stop saying that!

  • David Abbott: I've told her to walk to the light, but she won't listen

    Elizabeth Masterson: There is no light! Aaaarrrggg! You're infuriating!

  • Darryl: You've got to let her go man

    David Abbott: How can I when she won't leave?

    Darryl: Not your spirit girl...

  • Elizabeth Masterson: We have an address, a dry cleaning ticket and a book of matches. Do you know what that means?

    David Abbott: We could start a very small fire?

  • Darryl: Wow, major red aura. Somebody's embarrassed!

  • Katrina: She was like, totally antisocial.

    Elizabeth Masterson: Ok, maybe we weren't close friends

    Katrina: She was like a cat lady with no cats.

    Elizabeth Masterson: Ok. We're done here.

  • Elizabeth Masterson: Why is she wearing workout clothes? I mean, if you were gonna work out in the middle of the day, which is basically the only reason to be wearing workout clothes, do you really need a push up bra? The whole point is to strap 'em down, not push 'em up.

    David Abbott: You know what? You're NOT coming with me any more!

    Elizabeth Masterson: Why? Something might jog my memory.

    David Abbott: Too bad. You're like an AM radio that someone SHOVED in my head and I can't turn off.

    Elizabeth Masterson: You don't think she was completely unclassy and predatory?

    David Abbott: Those happen to be two of men's favorite things.

    Elizabeth Masterson: Why don't you just date a pit bull?

    David Abbott: Maybe I will.

  • Elizabeth Masterson: She said that the only thing to do was to burn the scores and drink lots of margaritas.

  • David Abbott: You ate here a lot?

    Elizabeth Masterson: No. I never did. I remember looking in the window and wishing I could.

    David Abbott: Well why didn't you? Were you like a homeless street urchin?

  • Abby Brody: What are you doing?

    Zoe Brody: Looking for the stick

    Abby Brody: What stick?

    Zoe Brody: You always said she had a stick up her...

    Abby Brody: Stop it! Come on. You know, tv is going to become a very dim memory to you two.

  • Elizabeth Masterson: But I'm in a coma David, that's not good.

    David Abbott: It's way better than dead!

  • Brett Rushton: Did you know your sister's opinion on artificially prolonging life?

    Abby Brody: No

    Brett Rushton: She was against it.

    Abby Brody: Really?

    Elizabeth Masterson: That was before! I'm totally for it now!

    Brett Rushton: Honestly, most in our profession feel that way.

    Elizabeth Masterson: Not me! I'm perfectly happy.

  • David Abbott: I don't think your sister's a very spiritual person.

    Elizabeth Masterson: She's just trying to be a good parent and keep her kids away from a crazy man.

  • David Abbott: We were romantic

    Fran: What do you mean?

    David Abbott: You know, like boyfriend and girlfriend.

    Fran: Yes, I know what romantic means...

  • David Abbott: I shouldn't be seeing a little blonde control freak

  • Elizabeth Masterson: You had no idea she was naked on your bed?

    David Abbott: No.

    Elizabeth Masterson: You're wondering what she looks like.

    David Abbott: No I'm not.

    Elizabeth Masterson: A little?

    David Abbott: Not enough to, to go look.

    Elizabeth Masterson: Tell you what: I'll do a little recon for ya.

    David Abbott: Please don't!

    Elizabeth Masterson: Don't worry, I'm a doctor.

  • David Abbott: Your sister really wouldn't sign those papers, would she?

    Elizabeth Masterson: I don't know. I hope not. It won't even matter if I don't wake up soon. My brain activity's decreasing every day.

    David Abbott: Well maybe that's not such a bad thing, you're kind of a smarty-pants. No, it'll bring you down to my level.

  • Elizabeth Masterson: Can I do anything to make you comfortable?

    Mr. Clarke: Marry me?

    Elizabeth Masterson: [to an assistant] Decrease Mr. Clarke's morphine drip.

  • Darryl: Yo, do you have like a diet anything? I'm like 99.9% parched here. Could really use a CO-la.

  • Abby Brody: Who put Sponge-Bob in the pasta?

  • David Abbott: Have you have any traumatic experiences recently?

    Elizabeth Masterson: Like what?

    David Abbott: Oh, I don't know. Like DYING?

  • David Abbott: Get out of my house!

    Elizabeth Masterson: You get out!

    [She tries to shove him, but passes through him and falls through the wall]

    David Abbott: Rest in peace!

    [He turns around to see her standing there]

    Elizabeth Masterson: I'm not leaving!

  • David Abbott: [after Elizabeth falls out the window] Rest in peace

  • Jack Houriskey: [in a hospital storage room] Dave, what the hell are you doing? This isn't a sale, man!

  • Jack Houriskey: Why do you want to do this?

    David Abbott: ...Because I love her, okay? I love her.

    [looks at Elizabeth]

    David Abbott: I love you.

    Elizabeth Masterson: [taken aback and smiling] ... No ones ever said that to me before.

  • David Abbott: You saved lives.

    Elizabeth Masterson: Yeah... including my own. I saved my life, for later. I just... I never thought there wouldn't be a later.

  • Elizabeth Masterson: David?

    David Abbott: What?

    Elizabeth Masterson: Tell him thank you.

    David Abbott: We're really grateful, Jack.

    Jack Houriskey: I'm not doin' it for you.

    David Abbott: Then why are you doing it?

    Jack Houriskey: Because someday, trust me, I'm gonna need help movin' a body. When that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you.

  • Katrina: Osama, communism is way over, so like give your people some toliet paper

  • Jack Houriskey: You need to stop swimming in your own mind, that is a dangerous neighboorhood that you should not go into alone!

  • David Abbott: I have a dinner date.

    Katrina: Well, I got dessert.

    Elizabeth Masterson: I just threw up in my mouth.

  • Elizabeth Masterson: I guess you got my job.

    Brett Rushton: Yeah. I think I've earned it. I deserve it.

    Elizabeth Masterson: Everything you thought it would be?

    Brett Rushton: It is.

    [she realizes he's talking on the phone]

    Brett Rushton: And it's time to upgrade from the to the... I'm goin' to the dealer tonight... Hold on. It's Walsh, I have to take this... Hello?... Really?... You want me to do it?... Sure, of course I can... Dude, did you know I can get a built-in jack for my iPod?

    Elizabeth Masterson: Did you know there's people out there dying? I'm in a coma, have you noticed?

    Brett Rushton: I know. Sweet!

  • [first lines]

    Nurse Maria: Elizabeth...

    Elizabeth Masterson: How long was I out?

    Nurse Maria: Um, about six minutes.

    Elizabeth Masterson: Thanks, I'll be right there.

    Nurse Maria: OK, I'll be outside.

  • Jack Houriskey: [in the process of stealing Elizabeth's body, sees that David has just punched out Brett] Oh David, and the felonies just keep pilin' up!

  • Elizabeth Masterson: Why do I know you?

    David Abbott: Maybe from your dreams

    [flashback]

    Elizabeth Masterson: It wasn't a dream

    David Abbott: No

    [They kiss]

  • Elizabeth Masterson: [looking through a door at Katrina who is naked off-screen] Ooh! She's got a tattoo on her ass. It says "all aboard".

    David Abbott: Really?

    Elizabeth Masterson: In three languages!

  • David Abbott: Ugh! Why are you still here?

    Elizabeth Masterson: That's a scary question, I have no idea.

  • Elizabeth Masterson: You think if you could ever really touch me, I might wake up from all of this.

    [David and Elizabeth try to touch their hands together]

  • Mr. Clarke: [runs up to Elizabeth] Will you marry me doctor?

    Elizabeth Masterson: Of course, Mr. Clarke...

    [sees that he is naked]

    Elizabeth Masterson: ...but you might want to put on a robe first.

  • Grace: [while visiting an Asian arranged apartment] This place is heaven! It has been photographed for magazines.

    David Abbott: I think I told you I need something furnished.

    Grace: Oh, it is furnished.

    David Abbott: Where's the couch?