Bough: [Upon seeing him for first time] Sir! Wonderful to see you!

Johnny English: Yes, alright Bough, we're going on a mission, not a honeymoon.
Johnny English: [after being asked his name] Basil. Basil... Golightly. And this is...

Bough: Colin.

Johnny English: [to Bough] I thought we were using fake names.

Bough: That is a fake name, sir.

Johnny English: Oh.
[Ophelia has Johnny at gunpoint as he sits on the edge of her boat]

Johnny English: If you wanted to kill me, you would've done so already. Until we meet again.

[He leans back and falls over the edge. There's a clang]

Johnny English: Ow!

[Ophelia walks to the edge and leans over, revealing that Johnny has landed on the lower deck of the boat]

Ophelia: That was sooner than expected.
Pegasus: Now, transport. So, take any hybrid you want.

Johnny English: [pulls the dust cover off an Aston Martin] I'll take this one.

Pegasus: Oh, don't be ridiculous, English. This car's a relic. Drinks petrol, leaks oil and has no passive, let alone active, safety features.

Bough: You know what else it doesn't have, Sir? Satellite navigation or a single computer chip.

Johnny English: Making it completely invisible to a digital enemy.
Bough: Did you make a call quite close to the submarine, sir?
Ophelia: I'm not sure I've ever met a man quite like you, Basil.

Johnny English: Let me clear up the uncertainty for you. You haven't.
Johnny English: [a group of cyclists are cycling in front of the car, blocking the way] Arm the missile!

Bough: They are just cyclists, sir.

Johnny English: They are FRENCH cyclists, Bough, and they are obstructing Her Majesty's Secret Service.

[Johnny pushes the missile button]
Bough: Do you think we should get some petrol for the Aston, sir?

Johnny English: No. An Aston Martin is surprisingly economical, Bough.
Prime Minister: [to English] When I finally get a chance to do something good for my country, the universe sends me you. Well, I say UP THE UNIVERSE'S *ARSE*!
Johnny English: And what does it shoot? Poison darts?

P: It... doesn't shoot anything. It's a phone. There's a Twitter handle, Instagram feed, and secure login for the department Uber account.
Johnny English: Oh, gosh, what a wonderful woman, Bough. Wonderful!

Bough: Right.

Johnny English: Charming, intelligent, lovely sense of humor. And obviously entirely innocent.

Bough: Although I broke into her room, and she does have three passports, sir: Romanian, Bulgarian, Russian, different name in each.

Johnny English: So she's been married to three different people. Not unusual in this day and age, Bough.

Bough: Oh, and I also found some garroting wire and two boxes of ammunition.

Johnny English: Well single woman traveling alone. You can't be too careful.

Bough: You don't think she might be a spy, sir?

Johnny English: A spy? I think I know what a spy looks like, Bough.
Ophelia: He's British Intelligence.

Jason Volta: And there you have it: two words that have no right being in the same sentence together.

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Johnny English Strikes Again short comments

Ulises 2022-03-24 09:02:42

The old-fashioned secret agent comedy, with repeated jokes, low-level stories, no big scenes, is basically a "cat and mouse" absurd comedy, don't care about logic, don't discuss human nature, only exist to make all kinds of jokes, bean this The lingering in the comedy field is vividly expressed, but I still like Mr. Doudou. There is really nothing to say about the script and action. I pay tribute to the old agent 007, the collision of new intelligence and old retro thinking, but the performance of both elements is like a joke. Like being concocted, Olga Keruilancome as the heroine is basically a vase decoration, there is no part to play, only the beauty is not covered up, the whole is an outdated old-fashioned, mentally handicapped farce with a tight IQ, rough and perfunctory very. ★★
Adam 2022-01-05 08:01:53

It can be said to be very old-fashioned, like a movie made up of 20 years ago by Doudou of the secret agent movie 40 years ago. In contrast, Jackie Chan can be considered dedicated and hardworking, and Stephen Chow can be considered full of tricks.