Johnny English Strikes Again Quotes

Bough: [Upon seeing him for first time] Sir! Wonderful to see you!

Johnny English: Yes, alright Bough, we're going on a mission, not a honeymoon.

Johnny English: [after being asked his name] Basil. Basil... Golightly. And this is...

Bough: Colin.

Johnny English: [to Bough] I thought we were using fake names.

Bough: That is a fake name, sir.

Johnny English: Oh.

[Ophelia has Johnny at gunpoint as he sits on the edge of her boat]

Johnny English: If you wanted to kill me, you would've done so already. Until we meet again.

[He leans back and falls over the edge. There's a clang]

Johnny English: Ow!

[Ophelia walks to the edge and leans over, revealing that Johnny has landed on the lower deck of the boat]

Ophelia: That was sooner than expected.

Pegasus: Now, transport. So, take any hybrid you want.

Johnny English: [pulls the dust cover off an Aston Martin] I'll take this one.

Pegasus: Oh, don't be ridiculous, English. This car's a relic. Drinks petrol, leaks oil and has no passive, let alone active, safety features.

Bough: You know what else it doesn't have, Sir? Satellite navigation or a single computer chip.

Johnny English: Making it completely invisible to a digital enemy.

Ophelia: I'm not sure I've ever met a man quite like you, Basil.

Johnny English: Let me clear up the uncertainty for you. You haven't.

Johnny English: [a group of cyclists are cycling in front of the car, blocking the way] Arm the missile!

Bough: They are just cyclists, sir.

Johnny English: They are FRENCH cyclists, Bough, and they are obstructing Her Majesty's Secret Service.

[Johnny pushes the missile button]

Bough: Do you think we should get some petrol for the Aston, sir?

Johnny English: No. An Aston Martin is surprisingly economical, Bough.

Johnny English: And what does it shoot? Poison darts?

P: It... doesn't shoot anything. It's a phone. There's a Twitter handle, Instagram feed, and secure login for the department Uber account.

Johnny English: Oh, gosh, what a wonderful woman, Bough. Wonderful!

Bough: Right.

Johnny English: Charming, intelligent, lovely sense of humor. And obviously entirely innocent.

Bough: Although I broke into her room, and she does have three passports, sir: Romanian, Bulgarian, Russian, different name in each.

Johnny English: So she's been married to three different people. Not unusual in this day and age, Bough.

Bough: Oh, and I also found some garroting wire and two boxes of ammunition.

Johnny English: Well single woman traveling alone. You can't be too careful.

Bough: You don't think she might be a spy, sir?

Johnny English: A spy? I think I know what a spy looks like, Bough.

Ophelia: He's British Intelligence.

Jason Volta: And there you have it: two words that have no right being in the same sentence together.