Jaws 2 Quotes

Martin Brody: [as the shark approaches Brody]

Martin Brody: All right, you big bastard! Come On! I've got something for ya' now! That's it! Attaboy, come one! Right over here! Open wide OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!

Martin Brody: Oh, Hendricks, good! Right this way. Excuse us, please. I want you to come in here and, er, check out this 908.

Hendricks: What the hell's a 908? I've never heard of a 908!

Martin Brody: 908 means get me outta there!

Mrs. Taft: Good morning. Selling some more of the good life?

Ellen Brody: Oh, yeah... Piece of this, piece of that - it all adds up.

Mrs. Taft: Your husband's been here all morning. What's he doing?

Ellen Brody: His job.

Ellen Brody: That's your third smoke already!

Martin Brody: With coffee...

Ellen Brody: Try a donut.

Phil Fogarty: I can't watch a ball game anymore, I can't watch the news anymore! I can't even watch a movie! All I hear is that damn kid and his damn radio going "Breaker, Breaker, Breaker"!

Martin Brody: Well, I'll see what I can do, but remember, it's under federal jurisdiction.

Phil Fogarty: So call the FBI!

Mayor Larry Vaughn: Brody is riding his tower.

Len Peterson: Oh, shit!

Martin Brody: I mean, it's obvious that a big fish took a bite out of... this big fish.

Dr. Elkins: This is a mammal. Not a fish.

Martin Brody: Don't quibble with me! Is it a shark bite or isn't it?

Dr. Elkins: Possibly. But then again this is a killer whale, it would have to be a shark of considerable size.

Helicopter Pilot: [over radio] That you, Brody?

Martin Brody: Yeah, Ed, listen, did you have a fix on those kids yet?

Helicopter Pilot: Negative - I'm still down.

Martin Brody: Well, you'd better get the hell up, because I'm out here all alone!

Andy Williams: Did your mom put all this together?

Mike Brody: Yeah, it's her job.

Andy Williams: Did she make the punch?

Mike Brody: No.

Andy Williams: [throwing it back in the bowl] Good, it's terrible!

[after Brody has been fired]

Martin Brody: Maybe they're right... I'm tired... I'm tired... Too damn tired...

Ellen Brody: Too damn drunk. That's what you are, too damn drunk.

[Hendricks and Red are dragging the ocean in the police launch]

Red: We've been over this a dozen times.

Hendricks: I know, I know!

Red: How much longer?

Hendricks: Until we find something!

Red: But I'm cold, bored...

Hendricks: You're bored?

[the launch snags a power line]

Red: Oh, shit! Drop it!

Hendricks: Wh- What is it?

Red: Drop it! It's a power line!

Hendricks: Oh, terrific!

Red: Let me untangle it. We don't want a power blackout on the island.

Hendricks: Let's get outta here before we DO find something.

Martin Brody: Better check the bite radius.

Dr. Elkins: The what?

Martin Brody: The shape of the mouth...

Dr. Elkins: Whales mouth?

Martin Brody: Shark's mouth.

Dr. Elkins: What shark?

Martin Brody: The shark that did this.

Dr. Elkins: We don't know that, do we?

Martin Brody: But we're here to find out!

Dr. Elkins: And we will.

Hendricks: I can't hear you if you're going to whisper!

Martin Brody: I think we've got another shark problem.

Mayor Larry Vaughn: Are you serious?

Martin Brody: You bet I'm serious.

Len Peterson: Brody, this is nothing! Seaweed, mud, something on the lens...

Martin Brody: Lens my ass!

Len Peterson: You're damn right it's your ass!

[looking for a dance]

Timmy: Who are you going to ask next?

Doug: Tina Wilcox.

Timmy: Ed's girlfriend... You're crazy!

Doug: It doesn't hurt to ask. Sometimes the most beautiful girls are the loneliest.

Timmy: That's a crock of shit!

Doug: I know!

Martin Brody: That boat's gonna take you in. Where the hell are they?

Hendricks: About ten degrees off your starboard bow. You take...

Martin Brody: Don't give me that shit, point!

Sean Brody: What's after Cable Junction?

Bob: The Atlantic. Then Ireland.

Bob: [Eying on Jackie] Ooh, Larry Look. Larry, Look.

Larry Vaughn Jr.: What?

Bob: Look at her.

[pauses]

Bob: Well?

Larry Vaughn Jr.: She's got, tits like a sparrow.

Bob: Do you, have to talk like that?

Larry Vaughn Jr.: [Sarcastically] What are you, my mother? Will you undo, the jib?

[Bob undoes the jib]

Martin Brody: [studying photo Fogarty has developed from the missing divers' camera] Yeah... that's the Orca.

Phil Fogarty: Good lens too, fast. One-four, I think. You notice that difussion over there...

Martin Brody: [cuts him off] Come on, Phil, don't jerk me around. What else have you got?

Phil Fogarty: Over here. I exposed another bunch this morning, but I haven't had a chance to develop them yet.

Martin Brody: [as the next photo vaguely shows the outline of the shark] That's it, that's the one.

Ellen Brody: [at the hotel opening ceremony] Listen, do me a favour. Act as if you've been here the whole time.

Martin Brody: How do I do that?

Ellen Brody: Just look bored.

Eddie Marchand: Lets do it next week!

Tina Wilcox: With you everything is next week!

[first lines]

Martin Brody: Come on, come on, come on!

Martin Brody: Look. This kid is seventeen. We've talked about him getting a job before.

Ellen Brody: I know. You're right. I wish you could spend some time with him. Take a half-day off...

Martin Brody: How can I? I'm in the middle of a boat accident. I've only got three regular cops and a secretary. And a deputy who's fallen in love with the police launch. And here's another one.

[pointing to his son, Mike]

Martin Brody: I mean what is it about this place? Everybody's a boat freak.

Ellen Brody: It's an island.

Andy Williams: Did you know that this place is the only one where the garbage men delivers?

[Everyone else laughs sarcastically]

Martin Brody: Was it the fourth or fifth night at the Jersey Shore?

Ellen Brody: It was the fourth. I thought you wouldn't respect me.

Martin Brody: I did. I did. Why don't we get out of here.

Ellen Brody: Want to fool around?

Martin Brody: Why not.

Ellen Brody: You're on.

Sean Brody: I want Fruit Loops!

Mike Brody: Eat Cheerios.

Sean Brody: You eat Cheerios. I want Fruit Loops.

Ellen Brody: You eat Cheerios.

Martin Brody: MIke's gone. He's making out early these days. Must be a morning man.

Ellen Brody: Like his father.

Ellen Brody: So?

Martin Brody: So, I'll go down to the office, clean out the desk, turn in the truck, maybe I'll get shit-faced and rap your boss right in the mouth.

Ellen Brody: I think I better give notice.

Martin Brody: Take it easy - we may need the income.

Tina Wilcox: Je-sus! Eddie swim! Swim fast! It's a shark, Eddie. Swim! Oh, God, Eddie swim! Swim faster! Hurry! Come on! Swim! Come on, swim! Hurry Eddie, it's a shark! Eddie, hurry! Faster! Come on, swim! Hurry! Hurry, honey! Eddie! Oh!

[Eddie didn't swim fast enough]

Tina Wilcox: Oh, please make it go away. Make it go away. Make it go away.

Len Peterson: Ellen, I'm sorry. Believe me, I'm sorry. I was only thinking of everyone's interest...

Ellen Brody: I don't give a damn what you were thinking. All I know is a boy is dead and my son and husband are still out there.