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Jack: Don't worry, I'm a good swimmer.
Connie: I knew you'd be good.
Jack: I am for you.
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Connie: I even imagined it with you.
Jack: That's... yeah.
Connie: In a bathtub, I imagined I was with you.
Jack: You took a bath?
Connie: No, I was in a bathtub imagining it was a pitch black night. We were in a bed in a spaceship flying through superspace.
Jack: That... that's a long way off... space travel for tourists.
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Clyde: Let's smoke a toast.
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Jack: This always happens.
Clyde: What?
Jack: Whenever there's anything good, it fucks up.
Clyde: It fucked up, but it fucked up because *we* forgot.
Jack: No, you fucked it up because you made a fucking toast!
Clyde: Because I love you. We all love you. We forgot the food because you were being loved. That's the important thing to remember.
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Clyde: Have you thought about it? I think you should.
Jack: What does she do there?
Clyde: She's the assistant to the embalmer.
Jack: Oh no.
Clyde: Something with the fluids.
Jack: No. Ugh.
Clyde: No, man. Lucy's training her to sell seminars with Dr. Bob. She calls the funeral directors - phone sales.
Jack: Cool. What's her name?
Clyde: Connie. So I'll tell Lucy it's on.
Jack Goes Boating Quotes
Extended Reading
Director: Philip Seymour Hoffman
Language: English Release date: December 29, 2010