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Frankie Wilde: Everybody should have at least two Austrian mates. Everybody should have at least two.
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Frankie Wilde: Maybe I should write a book. That might take years though, perhaps a pamphlet or brochure.
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Max Hagger: You're talking like a 95 year old war vet. Frank, you need professional help.
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Frankie Wilde: We're bending the sounds. I've been forging it. With a lyrical smelter.
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Frankie Wilde: I can confidently say Ibiza is dot dot dot.
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Max Hagger: I think what he's trying to say is even though he feels that he has nothing to prove to you, he'd be happy to prove anything you want, to you.
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Frankie Wilde: Flip flop is to me perfection.
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Frankie Wilde: I once stole 500 quid from your wallet in the studio.
Max Hagger: Well, it's only money. No big deal.
Frankie Wilde: And it was me who stuck that scaf bar through the windscreen of your Merc. It wasn't that Asian kid.
Max Hagger: Well, he's probably out now anyways, so, no harm done.
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Max Hagger: I've heard some stories. This guy supposedly saw him in New York wearing a garbage bag for a hat and shoeboxes on his feet and he had a rock, and he was trying to eat it like a sandwich.
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Frankie Wilde: I was thinking, you know Paul Newman's got his salad dressing and that? So why not Frankie Wilde Hummus?
Sonja: That's a really good idea, Frankie.
Frankie Wilde: People come see the gigs and they say, "That was a great set, Frankie," and I say, "Cheers, mate, want some hummus?"
Sonja: Yeah, good name for an album.
Frankie Wilde: How's that?
Sonja: Frankie Wilde - Hummus.
Frankie Wilde: What? Call my album Hummus? I don't think so.
Sonja: I've got good ideas, Frankie, you should listen to me.
Frankie Wilde: If I've got my own hummus brand and my album's called Hummus, it's all gettin' a bit much.
Sonja: No, I think it's a good name.
Frankie Wilde: I'll change my name to Frankie Hummus.
Sonja: It sounds good.
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Jack Stoddart: He made disabilities cool.
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Jack Stoddart: The first time I heard "Hear No Evil", I was like "whatever". But Max told me Frankie's story and the penny dropped. People love a good tragedy. People love handicaps, frankly. It gets them emotional. I'll get on that deaf train with a wheelchair ramp, no problem. First-class ticket, please.
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Jack Stoddart: I didn't want a deaf DJ on the label. I didn't want the company to be touched with the deaf stamp. Well, business is tough and sometimes you have to make awkward decisions and I've made harder decisions than dropping the deaf DJ.
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Max Hagger: [to Frankie and girlfriend Penelope] See, deaf people hate their ears. Right?
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Frankie Wilde: [endorsing "Screw Widle" Energy Drink] It's like bad speed in a can. We've all had bad speed haven't we?
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Interviewer: What is it like? Being a husband?
Frankie Wilde: An arse-band?
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Sonja: Have you got a condom?
Frankie Wilde: Hey?
Sonja: Have you got a condom?
Frankie Wilde: No, I'm not gonna fuck her. I'm knackered. I'm just gonna have a nosh.
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Sonja: [Frankie and Sonja are having sex] I fuckin' hate you!
Frankie Wilde: I fuckin' hate you!
It's All Gone Pete Tong Quotes
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