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Zim: Look at them GIR. All this time trying to subjugate the humans and all I had to do was charge them for it.
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Dib: It's been ten years Gaz. Ten long years trapped in this house with the pudding monster.
Gaz: It's been two days. But yeah.
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Zim: The Tallest will be so happy!
Almighty Tallest Red, Almighty Tallest Purple: We're so unhappy!
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GIR: [shouts excitedly] I remember phase two!
Zim: You do? Good work GIR! Tell me.
GIR: You gonna order a million pizzas, and then I gotta roll around on them pizzas, and that's the story about how I turned into a giant pizza.
Zim: This isn't the time for the giant pizza story, GIR. And that will never happen!
[wails loudly]
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Zim: You're ugly when you lie, Dib!
Dib: I'm not lying!
Zim: Then why are you ugly?
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Professor Membrane: Tomorrow is Peace Day, and nobody is as excited for the big celebration as I am.
Excited Audience Member: [shouting in the distance] I AM!
Professor Membrane: [rapily rushing up to the excited audience member where he points his finger to the man's face] NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!
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Gaz: Gaz: But Dib, let it go. Zim's been gone a long time, and as far as you know, he might just be gone for good. I'd be willing to bet that Zim will never, ever,
Gaz: Gaz:
[points to computer screens]
Gaz: Oh, wait, there he is
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Dib: [grunting while lifting weights] I was in bad shape, then I got too in shape, and now I'm back to normal shape!
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Gaz: [points to television screen] Dib, check out how huge your head looks on T.V.!
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Gaz: What? You didn't mean to ruin Dad's big show, get him kidnapped, and hand Zim the keys to Membrane Labs while you and I are stuck with something that looks like Dad having an allergic reaction to radioactive bees?
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GIR: [singing] Peace is nice, Peace is nice, Peace is better than CHICKEN AND RICE! Peace peace peace, rice rice rice, chicken chicken chicken chicken, nice nice nice.
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Dib: I'll prove everything to you! Just hang on! You'll be proud of me!
Professor Membrane: Son, you don't have to prove anything. I'm always proud of you.
Dib: [Professor Membrane falls out of ship] Dad!
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Zim: Gir! Avenge your robot brothers! And Maria!
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Dib: No pressure, Dad, but
[screams]
Professor Membrane: Cut me some slack! This is my first moose!
Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus Quotes
Extended Reading
