Interview Quotes

Katya: [angry] It's been very nice wasting time with you, Peter Peders.

[she leaves restaurant table]

Pierre Peders: [louder, so she could still hear him] You, too, Cunt-ya.

Katya: Do you like fishnet stockings, Pierre? Wait. Let me rephrase. Why do you think it is that men like fishnet stockings so much?

Pierre Peders: They look good on women.

Katya: Fishnet stockings are a net, and the woman is imprisoned in this net like a fish. Do you get it?

Pierre Peders: Yeah, and what about high heels?

Katya: Well, high heels make walking very, very difficult. So you see, nothing would be more attractive to a man than a woman wearing fishnet stockings and high heels because she has trouble walking and she's imprisoned within this net and therefore he thinks she's easy prey. I know everything.

Katya: [answering his question] What makes a man attractive? A scar.

Pierre Peders: Why?

Katya: Because... most women have one too.

Katya: Do you realize how many men would kill to be standing as close as you are now?

Pierre Peders: [takes out the recorder] How many?

Katya: Most.

Pierre Peders: I don't fuck celebrities.

Katya: Well, I don't fuck nobodies.

Pierre Peders: [she's laughing uncontrollably] What the hell is wrong with you? You on drugs or something?

Katya: You have to feel sorry for me. I mean, I probably have silicone for brains.

Pierre Peders: Yeah.

Katya: You know that bastard of a surgeon must have transferred some in there from my tits.

Pierre Peders: Do you want to be taken seriously as an actress? Is that why you had your breasts reduced?

Katya: You miss my tits, is that it?

Pierre Peders: Well, don't you?

Katya: They weren't even mine to begin with.

[first lines]

Pierre Peders: [talking to his catatonic brother] I'm not just saying this 'cause you're my brother. Or even DC. I'm telling you, Robert, these cowboys are going down. But do I get to cover Washington? No.

Pierre Peders: I have the unique privilege of interviewing Katya. Do you know who she is? I mean she's more famous for who she sleeps with than anything else. And for her fluctuating tit size. She's a real maverick, this one. She's had them reduced. Too bad for me, huh? Now I've got nothing to look forward to.