Il Posto Quotes

  • [first lines]

    Domenico's Father: Domenico.

    Domenico's Mother: Go on, let him sleep.

    Domenico's Father: Well, you know...

    Domenico's Mother: Oh, Lord.

    Domenico's Father: All right, you tell him to do his best.

    Domenico's Mother: He's not a child anymore. He knows what to do.

  • Girl Student at Train Station: Knock it off.

    Boy Student at Train Station: Why?

    Girl Student at Train Station: You act tough, but you're such a romantic.

    Boy Student at Train Station: Is your class co-ed? You're so lucky. I still go to a Catholic school.

  • Old Man on the Street: What's going on?

    Domenico Cantoni: Tests.

    Old Man on the Street: Tests? What for?

    Domenico Cantoni: If we pass the test, we get a job.

    Old Man on the Street: What will they think of next?

  • Domenico Cantoni: Did you go to secretary school?

    Antonietta Masetti: No, middle school. I wanted to study languages. But, I gave it up. Sooner or later I'll get married and that will be that.

  • Antonietta Masetti: Can you smell the coffee?

  • Job Interviewer: Do you mind eating away from home?

    Domenico Cantoni: No.

    Job Interviewer: Does the future seem hopeless to you?

    Domenico Cantoni: No.

    Job Interviewer: Do you suffer from frequent itching?

    Domenico Cantoni: No.

    Job Interviewer: Did you wet the bed between the ages of 8 and 14?

    Domenico Cantoni: No.

    Job Interviewer: Has excessive drunkenness ever caused you to lose your job?

    Domenico Cantoni: No.

    Job Interviewer: Does the opposite sex repulse you?

    Domenico Cantoni: No.

    Job Interviewer: Do you often drink to forget your troubles?

    Domenico Cantoni: Sometimes.

    Job Interviewer: Not sometimes. Yes or no.

    Domenico Cantoni: No.

  • Sartori: Your best bet is to keep to yourself. In this life, we should trust everyone, except those who have two nostrils.

  • Sartori: My wife gave me a big kiss this morning. I only get kisses once a month, on payday.