Ice Age Quotes

Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.

Diego: I don't eat junk food.

Sid: Hey, what's your problem?

Manny: *You* are my problem.

Sid: Well, I think you're stressed, and that's why you eat so much. I mean, it's hard to get fat on a vegan diet.

Manny: I'm not fat. It's all this fur. It makes me look... poofy.

Sid: Fine. You have fat hair. But when you're ready to talk, I'm here.

Diego: Is its nose dry?

Sid: That means there's something wrong with it.

Diego: Someone should lick it, just in case.

Manfred: Hey, he's wearing one of those baby-thingies.

Sid: So?

Manfred: So, if he poops, where does it go?

Sid: ...Humans are disgusting.

Sid: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, Lord of the Flame."

Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.

Sid: [after Diego snuffs out the fire on his tail] Thank you. From now on, I'm gonna call you "Diego..."

Diego: Lord of Touch Me and You're Dead.

Diego: [playing peek-a-boo] Where's the baby?... There he is!

[the baby's only reaction is blinking; it is so startled it's quieted]

Diego: Where's the baby?... there he is!

Manny: [the baby begins crying again] Stop it, you're scaring him!

Dodo: This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age. Sub arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years.

Manfred: So you got three melons?

[first lines]

Freaky Mammal: Well, why don't they call it The Big Chill? Or The Nippy Era? I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an Ice Age?

Freaky Mammal: [irritably] Because... of all...

[shouts]

Freaky Mammal: ...the *ice*!

Freaky Mammal: Well, things just got a little chillier.

[repeated line]

Scrat: Aaaahhhh.

[on Sid's clumsy attempts to scale a cliff]

Manfred: You're an embarrassment to nature. Ya know that?

Sid: [about the baby] I bet he's hungry.

Manny: How 'bout some milk?

Sid: Ooh, I'd love some!

Diego: Not you. The baby.

Sid: Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal.

Diego: You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthing off, aren't you...

Manny: [in a shout that echoes] ENOUGH!

[last lines]

Sid: You know? This whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? A global warming.

Diego: Keep dreaming.

Sid: No really...

Manfred: Here's your little bundle of joy. We're returning it to the humans.

Sid: Awww, the big bad tigey-wigey gets left behind. Poor Tigey-Wigey.

Manfred: Sid, Tigey-Wigey's gonna lead the way.

Sid: Uh, Manny, can I-can I-can I talk to you for a second?

Manfred: [passing] No. The sooner we get to Glacier Pass, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky Droolface. And the baby, too.

Diego: You won't always have Jumbo around to protect you. And when that day comes, I suggest you watch your back... 'cause I'll be chewing on it.

Manfred: Hey, über-tracker. Up front where I can see you.

Sid: ...Help me.

[passing a Stonehenge-like structure]

Manfred: Modern architecture. It'll never last.

Manfred: Okay, you. Check for poop.

Sid: Hey, why am I the poop-checker?

Manfred: Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't.

Sid: ...Why else?

Manfred: NOW, Sid!

Dodo: If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead, then doom on you.

Other Dodos: [chanting] Doom on you. Doom on you. Doom on you. Doom on...

Manfred: Get away from me.

Diego: "Us"? You two are a bit of an odd couple.

Manfred: There is no "us"!

Diego: I see. Couldn't have one of your own, so you decided to adopt.

Diego: Why did you do that? You could've died trying to save me.

Manfred: That's what you do in a herd: you look out for each other.

Diego: Well... thanks.

[the tigers find out the "baby" is a snow decoy]

Sid: Sorry, fellas. He got a little frostbite.

Diego: The baby? Please. I was just returning it to its herd.

Sid: Oh, yeah. Nice try, Bucktooth.

Diego: You calling me a liar?

Sid: I didn't say that.

Diego: You were thinking it.

Sid: [whispering, to Manny] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.

Diego: I'm... sorry I set you guys up.

Sid: Ah, you know me, I'm too lazy to hold a grudge.

Sid: My feet are sweating.

Diego: Do we need a news flash every time your body does something?

Manfred: He's doing it for attention, just ignore him.

Manfred: Sid, the tiger found a shortcut.

[Sid looks up at the mountain they will have to climb]

Sid: No thanks, I choose life.

Diego: [glaring at him where he stands so Sid almost runs into him when turning] Then I suggest you take the shortcut.

Sid: Are you threatening me?

Diego: [in a shout that echoes] *MOVE*, SLOTH!

Sid: [holding on to Manfred's leg] Don't let them impale me. I wanna live!

Manfred: Get off me!

Diego: You don't know much about tracking, do you?

Sid: Hey, I'm a sloth. I see a tree, eat a leaf, that's my tracking.

Dodo: Prepare for the Ice Age.

Sid: Ice Age?

Diego: I've heard of these crackpots.

[Sid's trying to use the baby to get attention from girls]

Sid: I'm begging you. I need him.

Manny: What, a good-looking guy like you?

Sid: Aw, you say that, but you don't mean it.

Manny: No, seriously, look at you. Aw, those ladies, they don't stand a chance.

Sid: You have a very cruel sense of humor.

[to an animal whose dung he has stepped in]

Sid: Hey, widebody, curb it next time!

[Sid is drawing a sloth with chalk]

Diego: What are you doing?

Sid: I'm putting sloths on the map.

Manfred: Why don't you make him more realistic and draw him lying down?

Diego: And make him rounder.

[Manfred draws a pot-belly on Sid's drawing]

Diego: Perfect.

Sid: Ha, ha. I forgot how to laugh.

Glyptodont: So, where's Eddie?

Glyptodont: Oh, he said something about being on the verge of an evolutionary breakthrough.

Glyptodont: Really?

[Eddie is seen running off a cliff in the background]

Eddie: Look, I'm flying!

[thud]

Glyptodont: Some breakthrough.

Carl: [to Sid] Look, we're gonna break your neck so you don't feel a thing. How's that?

Manfred: Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians.

Sid: An excellent point!

Manfred: Shut up.

Carl: Who says we're gonna eat him after we kill them?

Frank: Yeah, come on, move it.

Manfred: You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.

Carl: Save it for a mammal that cares.

Sid: I'm a mammal that cares!

Diego: You want to maul something, don't you, Zeke?

Zeke: [whining anxiously] I wanna maul.

Diego: Then what are you waiting for?

Manfred: Hey, buddy, want a lift?

Diego: No, thanks. I'm saving what little dignity I've got left.

Sid: You're hanging out with us now, pal. Dignity has nothing to do with it.

Manny: AAAH.

Diego: AAAH.

Sid: AAAH.

Roshan: WHEE.

Diego: At the bottom of Half Peak... there's an ambush, waiting for you.

Sid: What?

Manfred: What do you mean ambush?

[Beat]

Manfred: You set us up.

Diego: It was my job. I was supposed to get the baby, but then...

Manfred: You brought us home - for dinner!

Sid: That's it. You're out of the herd!

Start: Hey! Do the world a favor. Move your issues off the road!

Manfred: If my trunk was that small, I wouldn't call attention to myself, pal.

Dodo: [rallying other dodoes] Prepare for the Ice Age.

Dodo: Protect the dodo way of life.

Dodo: Survival separates the dodos from the beasts.

Diego: Maybe we shouldn't do this.

Sid: Why not?

Diego: ...Because if we save him he'll grow up to be a hunter. And who do you think he'll hunt?

Sid: Maybe because we saved him, he won't hunt us.

Diego: Yeah, and maybe he'll grow fur, and a long, skinny neck and call you Mama.

Zeke: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo. I can't wait to get my paws on that mammoth.

Soto: Nobody touches the mammoth until I get the baby.

Zeke: ...First I'm gonna slice its hindquarters in sections. I'll put the white meat in one pile, and the dark meat in another.

Lenny: Hey, knock it off. I'm starving.

Zeke: Next, the shoulders. Occasionally tough, but extremely juicy.

Lenny: I told you to knock it off!

Sid: Isn't this great? Two bachelors knocking about in the wild?

Manfred: No. You just want a bodyguard so you don't become somebody's side-dish.

Sid: You're a very shrewd mammal. Okay, you lead the way, Mr. Big, uh... I didn't catch the name...

Manfred: Manfred.

Sid: Manfred? Yuck, man, how about Manny the Moody Mammoth? Manny the melancholy? Manny the... yipe!

Manfred: [after turning abruptly so he scrambled up a sapling] Stop, following me.

Soto: Just you look at the cute little baby, Diego. Isn't it nice that he'll be joining us for breakfast?

Diego: It wouldn't be breakfast without him.

Soto: Especially after his daddy wiped out half our pack. And wears our skin to keep warm. An eye for an eye, don't you think?

Diego: We'll teach that human what happens when he messes with sabers.

Soto: Alert the troops. We attack at dawn. And Diego: bring me the baby, alive. If I'm going to enjoy my revenge, I want it to be fresh.

[Manfred just grabbed the baby]

Diego: Um, that pink thing is mine.

Diego: Hello, ladies.

Oscar: Hey, look who finally decided to show up.

Soto: Diego. I was beginning to worry about you.

Diego: No need to worry. In about two minutes you'll be satisfying your taste for revenge.

Soto: Very nice.

Soto: What are you doing?

Diego: Leave the mammoth alone.

Soto: Fine. I'll take you down first.

Manfred: Okay, listen, if either of you two can make it across that sinkhole in front of you, the sloth is yours.

Sid: That's right, you losers! You take one step and you're dead.

[Sid throws a rock, which bounces across the "sinkhole" without leaving so much as a crack]

Sid: You were bluffing, huh?

Manfred: Yeah. Yeah, that was a bluff.

[Rumbling is heard]

Manfred: [to Diego] Tell me that was your stomach.

Diego: Shh.

Sid: I'm sure it's just thunder. From, under... ground?

Dodo: [lecturing about a crater] Now don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely...

Dodo: [runs in] Intruders. Intruders... oops.

[trips and falls into crater]

Dodo: ...Burn and die.

[Sid and the baby are fighting]

Manfred: Don't make me reach back there.

Sid: He started it.

Manfred: I don't care who started it. I'll finish it.

Diego: [examining the ground] You didn't miss them by much. It's still green, they headed north two hours ago.

Sid: [mimicking with sticks in his mouth] It's still green, they headed north two hours ago.

[repeated line]

Frank: Carl?

Carl: Easy, Frank.

Sid: So she picks this hair off my shoulder, and says, "If you're gonna have a second mating dance, at least pick a sloth with the same color pelt." And I'm thinkin', "Whoa! She's gonna go praying-mantis on me." Know what I'm saying?

Manny: Hey, if you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful. Now get away from me.

Sid: This is gonna be the best migration ever! I'm gonna show you all my favorite watering holes. And I turn brown when the fungus in my fur dries out!

Manfred: It sounds very attractive.

Diego: Well, I've a message for Soto. Tell him, I'm bringing the baby. And tell him I'm bringing... a mammoth.

Zeke: A *mammoth*?

Lenny: Mammoths never travel alone.

Diego: Well, this one does. And I'm leading him to Half Peak.

Diego: Whoo, yeah! Who's up for round two?

[pause; embarrassed]

Diego: Um, t-t-tell the kid to be more careful.

Sid: [catching up to Manfred and Diego, he sits down on the top of a geyser] Hey, thanks for waiting.

Diego, Manfred: Three, two, one...

[the geyser erupts, and sends Sid shooting up into the sky]

Manfred: Sure is faithful.

[Sid lands with his head in the geyser]

Sid: [trying to wipe his feet off after stepping into poop offscreen] Ik! Ah!

[In his disgusted haste, he inadvertently wipes his feet on the salad of Carl and Frank who look at him with chagrin]

Sid: [through his teeth] This is making me more fiesty!

[flings his foot up]

Sid: Ah, YUCK! This is defineately NOT in my day!

[to Frank]

Sid: You know what I'm saying?

[he begins shaking his foot to get to poo off, unknowingly flicking it into Carl's face]

Sid: Oh, what a mess! Hey, rhinos, did you know that you know you have really tiny brains, you know that? Naw, that's a fact. No offense. You probably don't know what I'm talking about.

[chuckles]

Sid: [sees something] Oh! Yum-o!

[plucks up the dandelion]

Sid: A dandelion! Probably the last one of the season!

[He eats it]

Sid: [swooning with gourmet galore] Mmmm... MMMM... Mmmm...

Frank: Carl...?

Carl: Easy Frank.

Frank: [visibly upset] He *ruined* our *salad*!

Sid: [noticing what he's standing on, jumps up in alarm and backs away; apologetic] Huh? Oh my goodness! That was my mistake! Now, let me handle...

[Sid trips over a log, he crawls on all fours while Carl and Frank slowly but menacingly walk towards him]

Sid: No seriously! I can take care of this... wha- what is this? PINE CONE! Oh, my goodness! That's my favorite!

[He takes a bite of the pinecone]

Sid: Delicious. Ow! That's um... Uh, good eating... But don't let me hog it, oh no! Here, you have some! Tasty, isn't it?

[Sid feeds Carl the Pine cone. Carl growls in anger]

Sid: [just before he turns to leave] Bon Appetite, you two!

[Manny is watching Sid clumsily struggle to climb up a cliff in an attempt to return the baby to his tribe]

Manfred: You're an embarrassment to nature. You know that?

Sid: [calling over his shoulder] A piece of cake! I'm fine, I'm fine...

[to himself; moaning]

Sid: I'm gonna die...

Manny: [to Sid; about the baby] What are doing? Just drop him on the ledge.

[Sid tosses the baby on the ledge, who giggles and then crawls forward]

Sid: [whispers] Should we make sure he found them?

Manny: Good idea!

Sid: [frantic] What? Wait, no! Wait, wait, wait...

[Manny throws Sid into the air]

Sid: AAAAAAHHHHH!

[He lands safely on the ledge]

Sid: [shrieking comically] Don't *SCARE ME*!

Diego: Name's Diego, friend.

Manny: Manfred. And I'm not your friend.

Diego: [condescendingly] Fine... Manfred.