Ice Age: Continental Drift Quotes

Peaches: So tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?

Manny: When I'm dead. Plus three days, just to make sure I'm dead.

Gastornis bird chicks: When you drink water through your trunk, does it taste like boogers?

Ellie: Uh no... well... Sometimes, Now let's move!

Sid: My mother once told me that bad news is just good news in disguise.

Diego: Was this before she abandoned you?

Sid: Yes it was.

Manny: [lost at sea] I can't believe this, you slept through that storm?

Granny: [dismissively] Aah, I slept through the comet that killed the unicorns.

Captain Gutt: Surrender your ship or face my fury!

Sid: Or face your furry what?

Captain Gutt: Not furry, fury!

Captain Gutt: [to Shira] You're a failure. I need warriors, and all I have are kitty cats and bunny rabbits!

Flynn: And a seal and a kangaroo!

Shira: You're pretty soft for a saber.

Diego: Excuse me? I happen to be a remorseless assassin.

Sid: Oh, Diego-poo! Hey, I made you another coral necklace. He keeps losing them. Hee-hee!

Shira: Two sloths, a mammoth and a sabertooth? You sound like the start of a bad joke.

Diego: And we, saved you, so that makes you the punchline, Kitty.

Shira: Don't, call me Kitty.

Diego: Okay, I won't, Kitty.

Granny: If they kiss I'm gonna puke!

[last lines]

Ariscratle: [to Scrat, who is about to pull the plug on Scratlantis] No! Stop! Brother, rise above this base desire; be more than a rodent.

Diego: I don't know whats wrong with me: I can't eat, can't sleep; I think I'm coming down with something.

Manny: [chuckles] I know what you've got: the "L" word.

Sid: Yeah, leprosy!

Manny: No, Sid, no. It's four letters, starts with "L", ends with "E".

Sid: Ah, lice!

Manny: No. Diego, my friend, is in love.

Manny: Just keep your eyes on the horizon!

Diego: I cant find the Horizon!

[first lines]

Manny: [upon hearing an earthquake] What, what was that? Ellie, did you hear that?

Ellie: I heard it, Manny; whatever it is, it's miles away.

Manny: Peaches, you all right? Where is she, no teenager is ever up early.

Ellie: Whoa! Easy, warden. She's not on lockdown.

Captain Gutt: [after seeing how the hyraxes tricked him] Oh, no: it's been a diversion.

Flynn: I know; I'm having a blast.

Captain Gutt: No, pinhead, they're stealing my ship!

Flynn: [after the ship is sunk, Flynn flounders around in the water] They sank our battleship, what are we gonna do? We're all gonna drown!

Captain Gutt: [grabs him by the trunk] Flynn! You're a sea creature, you idiot!

Flynn: [sees this] Oh! Quite, sir.

[starts swimming]

Uncle Fungus: [during a log ride] Hey, paws up, everybody!

Marshall: Woah! Paws down, uncle, *please*, that is nasty!

Eunice: [to Sid] I never thought I would see my little baby again, we've been searching everywhere for you.

Sid: You have? I knew it, I knew it! Deep down I knew I wasn't abandoned.

Marshall: Ah, that's incorrect, we totally abandoned you.

Eunice: But we always missed you.

[sharply to Milton]

Eunice: Right?

Milton: Yeah, right! Yeah, yeah, yeah... and we just knew Sid would want to see his poor dear Granny before... her time is up.

Granny: [angrily] I'll bury y'all and dance on your grave!

Silas: It's a huge bounty, Capitaine: four passengers ripe for the taking: One very smelly and one very plump.

Captain Gutt: In my ocean: what a terrible turn of events. I love a terrible turn of events.

Shira: [after Manny and the herd escape] Gutt, I can explain.

Captain Gutt: [seizes Shira by the throat] When this ends, I'll have a tiger skin hanging on my wall. I don't care whose. That mammoth has taken my ship, my bounty and now the loyalty of my crew! I will destroy him and everything he loves.

Louis: [after Crash and Eddie fling themselves from trees onto the ground] Can I ask you guys something? How are you both so happy; doesn't it weigh on you that the world might be ending?

Crash: Can I tell him our secret?

[Eddie nods]

Crash: [to Louis] Come here, come here... we're very, very... stupid!

Louis: But still, you're not a teensy bit concerned about... I don't know, say imminent death!

Crash: [grabs Louis' nose] Beep.

Ethan: [after escaping from a collapsed tunnel] Yo, that was insane! Hey Peach, loosen up; have some fun.

Peaches: Fun! You call that fun? I'm outta here.

Steffie: Come on, I mean do you really want to go back to hanging out with a weird molehog for a week than getting along with us?

Ethan: I mean, it's bad enough that your family's half possum...

Peaches: Bad enough? There's nothing bad about being part of my family. I *like* hanging by my tail and if you geniuses are normal, the species is going to end up extinct!

[leaves]

Steffie: Ah, yeah. Well, *your* species is going to be extinct first!

Dumb Mammoth: Haha, *burn*!

Ethan: We're the same species, geniuses.

Dumb Mammoth: What... double burn!

Manny: Captain Gutt... really? You know, I have a little paunch too but ah, I wouldn't name myself after it.

Captain Gutt: [mocking] That's funny; you're a funny guy. But that's not how I got my name.

[brandishes claws]

Captain Gutt: *These* got me my name!

Sid: [Raz cuts him loose so as to make him walk the plank] What, you want me to walk into the water? I can't because I ate less than twenty minutes ago and you know the rule!

Raz: [crossly] That's a myth.

Sid: [uneasily] Oh ok, as long as it's safe.

Diego: [to Shira, who he tries to offer water to] Easy, kitty: water... you need it.

Shira: [coldly] I don't need anything from you.

Diego: Fine, die of thirst, that'll really show me.

Shira: Wait. I'll take it.

[coldly]

Shira: Thank you.

Diego: You know, you have a way of saying "thank you" that makes it sound like drop dead.

Shira: It's a gift.

Captain Gutt: [in the middle of a duel] You know this ocean isn't big enough for the both of us!

Manny: Don't worry, you won't take up much space once I flatten you!

Sid: [after piloting Precious into vanquishing the pirates] Mission accomplished, Granny!

Granny: Ha, who says old ladies can't drive?

Flynn: [the fruit from Flynn's plate is missing] Where's my booty, has anyone seen it?

Gupta: Flynn, it's right behind you.

Flynn: [brandishing his rear in Silas' face] Where? Where's my booty? I can't see it.

Silas: Yuck, it's all I *can* see.

Captain Gutt: [extending a "hand"] Morning, sunshine! Let me be the first to extend a hand of friendship.

Manny: That's your foot.

Manny: You two were supposed to be responsible uncles!

Crash: What? I didn't see Peaches sneak off maybe 15 or 20 minutes ago.

Eddie: Or that she went with Louis to the falls.

Manny: The falls? Where the delinquents go?

Ellie: Relax, it's just where the kids hang out.

Manny: No, no, it's a gateway hangout. First it's the falls, then she's piercing her trunk, and the next thing you know, she's addicted to berries.

Ellie: [Chuckling] Manny! You are overreacting. She's not gonna be your little girl forever.

Manny: I know. That's what worries me.

Diego: [Roars] Yeah, you don't scare me mother nature! There's nothing you can throw at me that I can't handle.

[Hears whooping]

Diego: Huh?

[Gets hit by log being driven by sloths]

Eunice: I think we're almost there!

Milton: We'd better be! I just lost the steering!

Granny: Has anyone seen Precious? It's her feeding time.

Marshall: Mom! Granny's talking about her dead pet again.

Uncle Fungus: Hey, paws up, everybody!

Marshall: Paws down, Uncle, please! That is nasty.

Uncle Fungus: Whoo-hoo!

Eunice: Be careful, Milton, you're gonna hurt somebody!

[Diego tries to reach safety]

Eunice: Aah! Bad kitty!

Marshall: Rock!

Granny: [Diego flies into Granny] Whoo!

Diego: [When log has finally stopped] That was fun. Now, who should I eat first?

Sid: Mom, Dad, do you have Granny's teeth? She can't find them.

Granny: [Tries eating apple then tries to give to Sid] Hey! Can you chew this thing for me?

Sid: Ew, Guys? Where is everyone?

Diego: I'll handle this. Sid? Uh, your family was wiped out by an asteroid. Sorry.

Sid: What?

Manny: What Diego is trying to say is, they left. They only wanted to find you so you could take care of Granny.

Sid: Oh, come on, what kind of sick family would ditch their own Granny on someone? That's just crazy. That's just... That's just... my family.

Diego: At least you still have Granny. Right, buddy?

Sid: Yeah, Granny. Granny? Granny?

Ellie: Wow. For an old girl, she moves fast.

Sid: Granny?

Diego: Granny?

Manny: Granny?

Sid: Come out, come out wherever you are!

Manny: Come on, Granny.

Sid: Here, Granny, Granny. I have prunes for you! Just the way you like them!

[Spit them out of his mouth]

Diego: Ugh.

Manny: Aw! I don't wanna see that.

Peaches: What if I never see him again? And the last thing we did was fight.

Ellie: Hey, your father is the toughest, most stubborn mammoth I've ever met. He'll come back for us. That's a promise.

Granny: [Jumps in ocean] Thanks for drawing my bath, Sidney.

Sid: Granny, grab my paw.

Granny: No way. This is my first bath in decades.

[Oil is seen around her and fish begin to pop up dead around her]

Diego: There's your proof.

Sid: Quick! Somebody do something!

[Manny throws Sid in]

Sid: I got you, Granny.

Granny: Get off of me!

Sid: Ow, ow, ow, ow! Granny!

[Gets her back in the ice berg]

Granny: [to Manny and Diego] What are you peeping toms all looking at?

[They turn around disturbed]

Granny: A lady can't take a bath in peace? Eyballing me like a rump roast.

Diego: What's the life expectancy for a female sloth?

Manny: She'll outlive us all, you know that, right? Yeah, the spifeful ones live the longest.

Manny: Just keep your eye on the horizon!

Diego: I can't find the horizon!