House Quotes

  • Dr. Gregory House: Trouble in paradise. 2 o'clock.

    Dr. Wilson: Wait, your 2 o'clock or my 2 o'clock?

    Dr. Gregory House: Over there!

  • [repeated line]

    Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to House] You need a lawyer.

  • [repeated line]

    Dr. Gregory House: Everybody lies.

  • [repeated line]

    Dr. Gregory House: We're missing something.

  • [to Cuddy]

    Dr. Gregory House: Relax, I have just the thing to cheer you up... we're being sued!

  • Dr. Wilson: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

    Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

    Dr. Eric Foreman: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

    Dr. Allison Cameron: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

    Dr. Robert Chase: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

    Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

    Thirteen: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

    Dr. Chris Taub: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

    Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

    Dr. Gregory House: If someone says Auto Immune, you're fired!

  • Dr. Gregory House: Technology is overrated.

  • Dr. Gregory House: Even a drunk with a flair for the dramatic can tell himself he's an angel.

  • Dr. Gregory House: A unicorn isn't a unicorn, it's a donkey with a plunger stuck to its face.

  • Dr. Gregory House: The eyes can mislead, a smile can lie, but shoes always tell the truth.

Extended Reading
  • Laurie 2022-03-22 09:01:10

    Talented people must be crazy people. Doctors’ must-watch episodes.

  • Rey 2021-10-20 19:00:44

    A good episode of learning knowledge

House

Director: Miguel Sapochnik, Matt Shakman, Juan José Campanella, Andrew Bernstein, Newton Thomas Sigel

Language: English Release date: November 16, 2004

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